IronMan
12 years ago
Love is like a chocolate covered turd; once the chocolate wears off....
Cheesey
12 years ago
Life is like a s**t sandwhich.......the more BREAD you have, the less S**T you have to eat.
"CHEESEY"
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12 years ago
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.



When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

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Cheesey
12 years ago
Never hit a man when he is down.....it's much easier to kick him.
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12 years ago
You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

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Zero2Cool
12 years ago

I like to pretend that everything's alright. Because when everybody thinks you're fine, sometimes you forget for a while that you're not.


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Pack93z
12 years ago



If I had some ham, I could have some ham and eggs, if I had some eggs.


"The oranges are dry; the apples are mealy; and the papayas... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!"
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12 years ago
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.



Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Pack93z
12 years ago


Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.


The best part about procrastination is that you are never bored, because you have all kinds of things that you should be doing.
"The oranges are dry; the apples are mealy; and the papayas... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!"
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12 years ago
Only a few left so I thought I would drop down to one at a time to stretch them out. that way i don't have to go look for more.


With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

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