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vikesrule
Registered Topic Starter

11 years ago

NPH is much more attractive than Jessica Simpson, even to a straight man.

Originally Posted by: coltonja

And yes, even to a straight man, Neal Patrick Harris is more attractive than Jessica Simpson.

Originally Posted by: zombieslayer

OK, let me get this straight (no pun intended).

Are you two saying that you would rather play hide the salami with Neil Patrick Harris than bone Jessica Simpson?

DakotaT
Select Member

11 years ago

#12

VR, are we talking about Jessica Simpson from the Dukes of Hazzard movie, or the current Jessica Simpson in which you would need to get out a bag of flour to find the good parts?

I pick Jess in either case, but the Dukes of Hazzard version is way more fun. Zombie, does choose to live in Californication, so who knows what he's thinking.

Zero2Cool
Elite Member

11 years ago

#13

OK, let me get this straight (no pun intended).

Are you two saying that you would rather play hide the salami with Neil Patrick Harris than bone Jessica Simpson?

Originally Posted by: vikesrule

Did she really say that?

Originally Posted by: porky88

Who is that?

zombieslayer
Registered

11 years ago

#14

OK, let me get this straight (no pun intended).

Are you two saying that you would rather play hide the salami with Neil Patrick Harris than bone Jessica Simpson?

Originally Posted by: vikesrule

No. I'm saying I'd rather bone neither.

If I said lukefisk looks like it tastes better than shit, that still doesn't mean I'd eat lukefisk.

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Pack93z
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11 years ago

#15

Did she really say that?

Originally Posted by: porky88

I hope not... while I don't know.. I don't believe she makes enough jack for a full time maid and nanny.

"The oranges are dry; the apples are mealy; and the papayas... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!"

Pack93z
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11 years ago

#16

OK, let me get this straight (no pun intended).

Are you two saying that you would rather play hide the salami with Neil Patrick Harris than bone Jessica Simpson?

Originally Posted by: vikesrule

Lets be honest here.. while I am no fan of her music.. if I was single and available.. there is no way I so no. Unless we are talking her meltdown years.. and then just because of personal safety, lol.

That said.. I probably would not seek out such a endeavour nor would I walk past Average Jane with a cute smile and a personality.

"The oranges are dry; the apples are mealy; and the papayas... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!"

zombieslayer
Registered

11 years ago

#17

Originally Posted by: Pack93z

Maybe my standards are higher. Out here, if I don't see at least one girl who's more attractive than Jessica Simpson at her best, it's because I didn't go out that day. Seriously.

Simpson is dumb and can't act. And I'm no fan of fake blondes. I've found that to be a compensation thing. Lacking brains, personality and/or looks -> dye your hair blonde.

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Pack93z
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11 years ago

#18

Originally Posted by: zombieslayer

Just to be clear.. this is a quick roll in the hay.

In terms of a relationship.. I don't think I could deal with any celebrity in any fashion.. to me there is way more than looks and money. Yes even and including sex.

"The oranges are dry; the apples are mealy; and the papayas... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!"

Zero2Cool
Elite Member

11 years ago

#19

I hope not... while I don't know.. I don't believe she makes enough jack for a full time maid and nanny.

Originally Posted by: Pack93z

Who?

Pack93z
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11 years ago

#20

Who?

Originally Posted by: Zero2Cool

I can trump that selection.

Can it get any worse than this.. talentless celebrities.

Originally Posted by: Pack93z

Snooki or whatever the hell her real name is.. I don't think I could handle watching that garbage.

If Jersey was all like that.. I would vote for segregating it.. lol.

"The oranges are dry; the apples are mealy; and the papayas... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!"

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