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2011-06-11T13:27:35Z
Many of these are Cheesey-isms but oh well.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
"Well, they might kill you, but they won’t eat you." Uncle Teddy
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2011-06-11T13:47:59Z
I have too many so I will try and do 2 a day.


I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"

"Well, they might kill you, but they won’t eat you." Uncle Teddy
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2011-06-12T14:08:36Z
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.




Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
"Well, they might kill you, but they won’t eat you." Uncle Teddy
Nonstopdrivel
2011-06-12T18:24:47Z
"I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous."
— Hunter S. Thompson
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2011-06-13T01:03:27Z
"For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled."
-Hunter S. Thompson

Isn't that the truth?
Zero2Cool
2011-06-13T01:30:28Z
Brandon said this quote from Paul Bowles in his last interview before fatally being wounded in the abdomen by a gunshot in The Crow.
Brandon Lee wrote:

Because we don't know when we will die, we get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. Yet everything happens a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood, some afternoon that's so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your life without it? Perhaps four or five times more. Perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless.



The Crow is one of my favorite movies. Bruce and Brandon both were two of my favorite actors.
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2011-06-13T14:04:04Z
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.






Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

"Well, they might kill you, but they won’t eat you." Uncle Teddy
zombieslayer
2011-06-13T16:52:52Z
Originally Posted by: wpr 

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.






Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.



2nd one funny. The first one is a good thing. Pizza good. Cops at my house bad.
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2011-06-13T17:29:46Z
Originally Posted by: zombieslayer 

2nd one funny. The first one is a good thing. Pizza good. Cops at my house bad.




Yeah the first one is not very funny. Just seems all too true in some places. However consider- Cops not getting to the house in a timely manner, worse.
"Well, they might kill you, but they won’t eat you." Uncle Teddy
Zero2Cool
2011-06-13T18:00:51Z
You can find some 'funny' one liners HERE  if you'd like.
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2011-06-13T18:11:20Z
Originally Posted by: Zero2Cool 

You can find some 'funny' one liners HERE  if you'd like.



yep. that is the list I am working off of.
"Well, they might kill you, but they won’t eat you." Uncle Teddy
Nonstopdrivel
2011-06-14T03:59:39Z
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.


My wife bought me a T-shirt with that saying on it once. I am sure it is much too small for me now.
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2011-06-14T04:16:01Z
Originally Posted by: Nonstopdrivel 

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.


My wife bought me a T-shirt with that saying on it once. I am sure it is much too small for me now.




That was going to be one of my next quotes. Oh well.
"Well, they might kill you, but they won’t eat you." Uncle Teddy
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2011-06-14T13:48:00Z
There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.





I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

"Well, they might kill you, but they won’t eat you." Uncle Teddy
Zero2Cool
2011-06-14T13:56:35Z
Zsa Zsa Gabor wrote:

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.


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2011-06-14T15:35:50Z
“I've got to play consistent.
They want me to play like that all the time. If I do that game-in and game-out, I should be one of the best corners in the league.”

- Ahmad Carroll
Cheesey
2011-06-14T20:19:45Z
My wife got me a T-shirt to wear at Deer camp. It says
"Please do not give this man any beer-
His wife"
I wore it, too! But it's WAY too big on me now. It looks like a tent!
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2011-06-15T14:21:34Z
My wife has a cousin who lives in TN. She posted this a little while ago.

Quote:

Just saw a guy riding a moped wearing a viking helmet...horns and all.


"Well, they might kill you, but they won’t eat you." Uncle Teddy
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2011-06-15T14:22:36Z
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.



This one is for Vikings fans:
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

"Well, they might kill you, but they won’t eat you." Uncle Teddy
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2011-06-16T14:04:00Z
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.




Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

"Well, they might kill you, but they won’t eat you." Uncle Teddy
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2011-06-17T14:16:26Z
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.






Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

"Well, they might kill you, but they won’t eat you." Uncle Teddy
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