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wpr
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11 years ago

Many of these are Cheesey-isms but oh well.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

wpr
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11 years ago

I have too many so I will try and do 2 a day.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"

wpr
Preferred Member Topic Starter

11 years ago

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Nonstopdrivel
Preferred Member

11 years ago

"I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous."
— Hunter S. Thompson

Rockmolder
Honored Member

11 years ago

"For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled."
-Hunter S. Thompson

Isn't that the truth?

Zero2Cool
Elite Member

11 years ago

Brandon said this quote from Paul Bowles in his last interview before fatally being wounded in the abdomen by a gunshot in The Crow.

Brandon Lee wrote:
Because we don't know when we will die, we get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. Yet everything happens a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood, some afternoon that's so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your life without it? Perhaps four or five times more. Perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless.

The Crow is one of my favorite movies. Bruce and Brandon both were two of my favorite actors.

wpr
Preferred Member Topic Starter

11 years ago

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

zombieslayer
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11 years ago

Originally Posted by: wpr

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

2nd one funny. The first one is a good thing. Pizza good. Cops at my house bad.

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wpr
Preferred Member Topic Starter

11 years ago

Originally Posted by: zombieslayer

2nd one funny. The first one is a good thing. Pizza good. Cops at my house bad.

Yeah the first one is not very funny. Just seems all too true in some places. However consider- Cops not getting to the house in a timely manner, worse.

Zero2Cool
Elite Member

11 years ago

#10

You can find some 'funny' one liners HERE if you'd like.

wpr
Preferred Member Topic Starter

11 years ago

#11

Originally Posted by: Zero2Cool

You can find some 'funny' one liners HERE if you'd like.

yep. that is the list I am working off of.

Nonstopdrivel
Preferred Member

11 years ago

#12

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

My wife bought me a T-shirt with that saying on it once. I am sure it is much too small for me now.

wpr
Preferred Member Topic Starter

11 years ago

#13

Originally Posted by: Nonstopdrivel

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

My wife bought me a T-shirt with that saying on it once. I am sure it is much too small for me now.

That was going to be one of my next quotes. Oh well.

wpr
Preferred Member Topic Starter

11 years ago

#14

There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

Zero2Cool
Elite Member

11 years ago

#15

Zsa Zsa Gabor wrote:
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

vikesrule
Registered

11 years ago

#16

“I've got to play consistent.
They want me to play like that all the time. If I do that game-in and game-out, I should be one of the best corners in the league.”
- Ahmad Carroll

Cheesey
Preferred Member

11 years ago

#17

My wife got me a T-shirt to wear at Deer camp. It says
"Please do not give this man any beer-
His wife"
I wore it, too! But it's WAY too big on me now. It looks like a tent!

wpr
Preferred Member Topic Starter

11 years ago

#18

My wife has a cousin who lives in TN. She posted this a little while ago.

Quote:

Just saw a guy riding a moped wearing a viking helmet...horns and all.

wpr
Preferred Member Topic Starter

11 years ago

#19

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

This one is for Vikings fans:
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

wpr
Preferred Member Topic Starter

11 years ago

#20

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

wpr
Preferred Member Topic Starter

11 years ago

#21

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Zero2Cool
Elite Member

11 years ago

#22

Originally Posted by: wpr

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

I put this on Lydia (14 yr old) Facebook wall a few weeks ago. I received a very sarcastic, "thanks DAD!".

wpr
Preferred Member Topic Starter

11 years ago

#23

Originally Posted by: Zero2Cool

I put this on Lydia (14 yr old) Facebook wall a few weeks ago. I received a very sarcastic, "thanks DAD!".

Good one DAD. 👍

wpr
Preferred Member Topic Starter

11 years ago

#24

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b!tch.

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Fighting for peace is like f-ing for virginity.

wpr
Preferred Member Topic Starter

11 years ago

#25

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

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go.pack.go. (1h) : Tree removal is very expensive, and yes tree companies should remove the tree from your property all together and leave your place looking as if they weren’t even there. Except for there being no more

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Zero2Cool (4h) : I have a feeling these trees being removed gonna cost me lot more than I was bargaining

Zero2Cool (4h) : I haven't had much issue ever will drills. I have a pretty firm grip. BUT I also haven't had a chainsaw in my hand while trying to balance on a ladder

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Zero2Cool (5h) : I'll post pictures. One of them is probably 50 feet tall

dfosterf (5h) : I'm sure when he gets his estimates they will render opinions on his plan

dfosterf (5h) : Or dumped, depending on the truck

dfosterf (5h) : Thing is, if he's hiring a tree service, my guess is we are talking some big trees. That shit usually gets craned on and off the chipper shredder truck.

beast (5h) : That's why some wooden ramps can be nice. And heck, you got the wood with the tree. Turn it into a ramp, wheel barrow the rest onto the truck 😋

dfosterf (5h) : I don't know the diameters you'd be dealing with, but tree sections are almost invariably a hell of a lot heavier than they look

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