Because we don't know when we will die, we get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. Yet everything happens a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood, some afternoon that's so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your life without it? Perhaps four or five times more. Perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
2nd one funny. The first one is a good thing. Pizza good. Cops at my house bad.
You can find some 'funny' one liners HERE if you'd like.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.My wife bought me a T-shirt with that saying on it once. I am sure it is much too small for me now.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
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