longtimefan
13 years ago
Now we know why Brett loved that song

Pants on the ground
Zero2Cool
13 years ago
Lookin' like a married man
With your dong on the phone
With the drool in her mouth
Phone turned sideways
Dong pic hits the phone
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longtimefan
13 years ago
look very very CLOSE






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Formo
13 years ago

Lookin' like a married man
With your dong on the phone
With the drool in her mouth
Phone turned sideways
Dong pic hits the phone

"Zero2Cool" wrote:



HAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Wait, wait, wait. Lemme get this straight. A professional athlete who's pulled in more than a quarter billion dollars in his career -- and has reportedly been offered another $20 million to play again this year -- needs to masturbate?

First Roethlisburger luring in coeds with free shots, now Favre rocking his cock in Crocs. What kind of losers play in the NFL anyway??

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:



They are normal guys, my dood. Not all of us are as 'blessed' with your smoothness. As a former HS athlete.. I can totally see every single professional athlete doing this.

What's funny is how whats-her-face wants to be protrayed at the innocent one. I say she's almost as guilty as he is. He's a douche for doing that while married, and she's a douche for playing him along (and probably banging him too).
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wils0646
13 years ago

Thread titles now on Bretts site right now

STICKY: nothing to report

STICKY: Today

Hang in there Brett

Brett still doing his thing this morning

Brett has earned the right

and the winner

feeling the urge 2 stay 'n play!

"longtimefan" wrote:



Should I dare post this topic there? Talk about pandemonium. Maybe I'll spin it and say it nicely like I'm really offended. Basically, like a Favre worshiper on that site.
The Pack Will Be Back.
longtimefan
13 years ago

Thread titles now on Bretts site right now

STICKY: nothing to report

STICKY: Today

Hang in there Brett

Brett still doing his thing this morning

Brett has earned the right

and the winner

feeling the urge 2 stay 'n play!

"wils0646" wrote:



Should I dare post this topic there? Talk about pandemonium. Maybe I'll spin it and say it nicely like I'm really offended. Basically, like a Favre worshiper on that site.

"longtimefan" wrote:



LOL it will be shot down and u know it

they know about the story just wont report it..
Nonstopdrivel
13 years ago
It's not about being smooth. Anyone who knows me would laugh at the idea that I'm smooth -- I'm one of the twitchiest dorks you'll ever meet. I stutter and I stammer, I lisp, and sometimes I'm all but incomprehensible. No, it's really about honesty. And sometimes, as they point out in one of the episodes of Bones, it's about money. He may be a good-ole-boy country bumpkin, but Brett Favre has one of the most recognizable faces (not to mention voices) in America today . . . and he has money. Ungodly amounts of money. That he or any professional athlete would have to resort to jerking off for the benefit of his cell phone is beyond comprehension for me. After all, Brandon Underwood, who doesn't make a tenth of what Brett Favre makes, sure didn't have a problem getting not one, but two women in bed with him. Yes, he apparently made it rain a little, but that's beside the point. I wouldn't hold that against any man, especially since getting married is basically just making a commitment to make it rain -- with your entire paycheck -- for life.

Assuming there's any merit at all to these rumors, of course.
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Pack93z
13 years ago

I wouldn't hold that against any man, especially since getting married is basically just making a commitment to make it rain -- with your entire paycheck -- for life.

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:



I really feel for you and yours if this is your true outlook of what marriage is all about.. not sure if it is in tongue and cheek or not.
"The oranges are dry; the apples are mealy; and the papayas... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!"
Zero2Cool
13 years ago

I wouldn't hold that against any man, especially since getting married is basically just making a commitment to make it rain -- with your entire paycheck -- for life.

"pack93z" wrote:



I really feel for you and yours if this is your true outlook of what marriage is all about.. not sure if it is in tongue and cheek or not.

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:



He and his wife have multiple sexual partners. I don't feel sorry for the bastid at all.
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13 years ago
This is the funniest thing to hit the rumor mill in years. I can't believe this thread is so straight.

The penis in the photo has been verified as Brett Favre's. Positive identification was made due to the large fatty growth attached to the end of it - John Madden.
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