Greg Jennings wears receiving gloves when he plays. He doesn't need them to help catch the ball. no. he wears them to shield the opposing players from his self-manufactured electricity. It's been known to blown a man to pieces. But don't be fooled. Jennings has no reservations about blowing a dude up... He just says it's not worth the 15 yard unsportsmanlike penalty.

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Greg Jennings had his jockstrap custom made by "Hefty".

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Have you ever seen Greg and Santa together?

Think about it

The only reason Santa Claus can deliver presents to all the houses in the world in one night is because he has Greg Jennings pull his sleigh.

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Greg Jennings raced in the Indianapolis 500 one year and lost. He came in second place.
But thats only cause he didn't drive a car.

And he stopped once to help a little old lady cross the street.

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I think your melting..something stinks

Greg is only player capable of catching a 60 yard bomb with a disembodied head

When Bruce Banner gets angry... he gets massive, turns green and we call him The Hulk. When The Hulk gets angry... an 85 pops out on his chest, he catches everything thrown to him, annihilates CB's, scores touchdowns and we call him Greg Jennings.

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Greg Jennings hit the penquin so hard the game broke.

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