Aaron and his Beard· Page 4

wils0646
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15 years ago

He is my hero for this reason. A man of many talents. Facial hair. is one of them. Bring him some good luck hopefully! The whole team should go with the same look. Wonder what that would look like on Donald Driver? haha

"zombieslayer" wrote:

Well, a lot of Packer fans don't realize this, but Driver is the reason for Aaron's beard. After the game, Donald and Aaron had a talk. Aaron was upset that Donald dropped the best pass Aaron threw that game and Donald simply told him he's used to catching passes from a manly man with stubble.

Aaron got butt hurt at first, but then realized that maybe he should just grow some himself.

Problem solved. Game one in regular season, Aaron has a beard and throws for 350 yards and 4 TDs. Driver catches 2 of them for 150 yards.

If Aaron's clean cut, we get our a**** handed to us as Aaron throws 3 INTs.

"agopackgo4" wrote:

+1 for manliness.

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wils0646
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15 years ago

#32

The porn stache was by far my favorite Rodgers cut. I want to see it week 1.

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millertime
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15 years ago

#33

Awesome thread. This is hilarious.

Aaron Rodgers isn't a slave to fashion.

I do believe that number 6 should be called "the Jesus".

7. Blackbeard's Delight

The stonerly blend of of pirate meets local pot salesman. This looks says, "I'm not Brett Favre. I've got to be the best Aaron Rodgers I can be. So get on board or shut you mouth!"

This is also the only hair style that would allow Rodger to curse back at the children at Lambeau without any media outcry.

IronMan
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15 years ago

#34

Packnic
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15 years ago

#35

just watched the packers.com video someone mentioned in Ironmans beard thread. awesome. he takes his facial hair as seriously as i do.

this is a serious Packnic-Arod bonding moment.

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IronMan
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15 years ago

#36

just watched the packers.com video someone mentioned in Ironmans beard thread. awesome. he takes his facial hair as seriously as i do.

this is a serious Packnic-Arod bonding moment.

"Packnic" wrote:

Thats where I got the picture I posted in the other thread, although I didn't watch the entire video until now. Freaking hilarious.

Tiger
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15 years ago

#37

This thread should be stickyed so as ARod's career develops we can further charter his facial greatness.

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zombieslayer
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15 years ago

#38

All I want is to win.

What we'll need to do (this is your homework assignment, kids):
Note all of Gentleman Aaron Rodger's facial stylings. Measure Completion Percentage, Yards Per Attempt, TDs/Attempt, and INTs/Attempt and W/L with each facial styling.

Come Playoffs, I'll have a talk with Mike McCarthy and I'll bring this information. Mike McCarthy will then make Mr. Rodgers shave (or not shave) accordingly.

With this information, we win the Super Bowl in '08. But of course, it all depends on us gathering the right info. So for our research, we'll have to learn to differentiate just how much facial hair constitutes a beard vs just stubble. We'll also have to learn the names for different types of mustaches - the pr0n stache, the Lady Tickler, the Crumb Catcher, the Fanny Duster (I hope you all are taking notes, I've done a lot of research here), the Joseph Stalin, etc.

I'll tell you in advance we're not going to win any games if Aaron Rodgers shows up with a Dali Stache. None. We will go 0-16 with that style. Now the Handlebar, I'm thinking 10-6 at least. The Walrus, I see a deep run in the Playoffs.

My man Donald Driver

(thanks to Pack93z for the pic)
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Jacob
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15 years ago

#39

Clean Cut

Bob Marly

Roddyboy
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15 years ago

#40

How does Aaron's prostate look to you Packnic, et. al., from the angle that you're viewing from?

:wickedfart:

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