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11 years ago

We promise this is an actual lawsuit and not just a harsh snap we heard while playing the dozens: A woman in China was sued by her husband after she gave birth to a baby the husband considered so ugly he insisted she must have had an affair. After all, his wife was gorgeous and he clearly believes he is a dreamboat, so how could they have an ugly baby? When it came to light the woman had had a lot of plastic surgery before they met and the new daughter merely inherited her old face, the man not only divorced his wife, but sued her for the equivalent of $120,000 -- and won. The presiding judge ruled the man had technically married the woman under “false pretenses.” Regardless of how his wife looks, she’s better off without a guy so hideous on the inside.



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And I thought lawsuits in the US were ridiculous.
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Gaycandybacon
11 years ago
wow... no matter what it's your child, never call your child ugly... Makes me sick hearing that
Cheesey
11 years ago
Maybe the kid was ugly because of his "father's" ugly INSIDES.

The guy think's he's all that. That tells you what kind of jerk he really is.
The woman and baby are better off without him.
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subin
11 years ago
Dudes gonna be pissed when the kids net worth is like 1 billion dollars after spending his whole life trying to stick it to his old man
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Rockmolder
11 years ago
I've never seen a good looking baby. They're all little aliens. Next to that, all asians look the same, right?
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11 years ago

I've never seen a good looking baby. They're all little aliens. Next to that, all asians look the same, right?

Originally Posted by: Rockmolder 



yeah rocky when I was young like you I thought all babies looked ugly. I had 2. they looked amazing. after that I decided most but not all babes were ugly.
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Cheesey
11 years ago

I've never seen a good looking baby. They're all little aliens. Next to that, all asians look the same, right?

Originally Posted by: Rockmolder 



Which reminds me......back in the mid 1990's i worked at a factory where we had only one black guy working there. He had just started, and didn't have all our names memorized yet. One morning he walked in, turned to me and one of my co-workers Mike,(we both are white) and said "Good morning Al" to Mike and "Good morning Mike" to me.
I paused for a second, and then just couldn't help myself, saying "That's OK Ricky, we all look alike."

At which point all 3 of us burst out laughing!
This was around the time of the O.J. Simpson trial, and i started calling Ricky "O.J.", at which point he threw a curve at me and started calling me "Kato!"[grin1]
I hadn't seen Ricky in about 10 years, when the other day as i'm taking my daily walk i hear "HEY AL!!!!" coming from a car waiting at a red light. Yup, it was Ricky! I love that guy like a brother!(Is it ok for me as a white guy to call him "brother?")
Even after all these years he still has a big hug for me.
Which made me also remember, after the O.J. thing was over, i started calling Ricky "Plasma". He looked at me and said "PLASMA!?!?" I said "Yeah!....you know.....BLOOD!" I thought he was gonna pass out, he was laughing so hard![grin1]
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PackFanWithTwins
11 years ago
I prayed my wife cheated on me, so there was no chance my kids ended up taking after me in the looks dept. Especially since I ended up with all girls. Luckily, the one that does resememble my side, takes after my mother and not me.
The world needs ditch diggers too Danny!!!
zombieslayer
11 years ago

Which reminds me......back in the mid 1990's i worked at a factory where we had only one black guy working there. He had just started, and didn't have all our names memorized yet. One morning he walked in, turned to me and one of my co-workers Mike,(we both are white) and said "Good morning Al" to Mike and "Good morning Mike" to me.
I paused for a second, and then just couldn't help myself, saying "That's OK Ricky, we all look alike."

At which point all 3 of us burst out laughing!
This was around the time of the O.J. Simpson trial, and i started calling Ricky "O.J.", at which point he threw a curve at me and started calling me "Kato!"[grin1]
I hadn't seen Ricky in about 10 years, when the other day as i'm taking my daily walk i hear "HEY AL!!!!" coming from a car waiting at a red light. Yup, it was Ricky! I love that guy like a brother!(Is it ok for me as a white guy to call him "brother?")
Even after all these years he still has a big hug for me.
Which made me also remember, after the O.J. thing was over, i started calling Ricky "Plasma". He looked at me and said "PLASMA!?!?" I said "Yeah!....you know.....BLOOD!" I thought he was gonna pass out, he was laughing so hard![grin1]

Originally Posted by: Cheesey 



You kind of do look like Kato though.





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Cheesey
11 years ago
I don't have any children. If i did, i would love them no matter what they looked like.
Same as MY parents loved my ugly butt.
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