Zero2Cool
15 years ago

The Why's of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)


8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)


Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart!I>
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One for the ladies


One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma ..'

And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'


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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor



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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
(I actually have this one hanging in my office)

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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'


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Send this to at least five bright, funny women you know and make their day!
And send this to five bright men who have enough sense of humor to take it!



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4PackGirl
15 years ago
HELL YEAH it's funny!!! 😃 😃 :D



as to why it was forwarded to you, kev - kinda makes one ponder, doesn't it? 😉
Cheesey
15 years ago
I have a corrected answer for #6.

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

"To give him a chance to SAY something!!!"

:thumbleft: LOLOLOLOL!!!! :thumbright:
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zombieslayer
15 years ago
This joke gets a lot of laughs from the gentlemen but for some reason, just snickers from the ladies...

Do you know why women close their eyes during sex?




Because they can't stand to see a man having a good time.
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Cheesey
15 years ago
OhHhHhHh.....Zombie........4pack's gonna GET you for that!!!!LOLOLOL!!!
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4PackGirl
15 years ago

This joke gets a lot of laughs from the gentlemen but for some reason, just snickers from the ladies...

Do you know why women close their eyes during sex?




Because they can't stand to see a man having a good time.

"zombieslayer" wrote:



zombie - allow me to introduce you to my ten second sauna. :microwave:
IronMan
15 years ago

This joke gets a lot of laughs from the gentlemen but for some reason, just snickers from the ladies...

Do you know why women close their eyes during sex?




Because they can't stand to see a man having a good time.

"zombieslayer" wrote:


Very true.
zombieslayer
15 years ago
:lol: at the responses.
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Zero2Cool
15 years ago
Yeah I think I'm going actually read atleast the headline or first joke before I just simply copy and paste them into a public forum.
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vikesrule
15 years ago

I think I'm going actually read

"Zero2Cool" wrote:



What a concept!

This will be step #1 in your "reading for comprehension" program. ::razz:
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