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#1 Posted : Saturday, August 18, 2018 5:26:07 AM(UTC)
A man who is not feeling at all well, goes on to see his doctor to see if he can find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor runs a bunch of tests, and comes back to give the results to his patient:

Doctor: “I have some very bad news. You only have 10 to live.”

Patient: “10? 10 WHAT? 10 months? 10 weeks? Can’t you be more specific?!?!”

Doctor: “.....9......”

#2 Posted : Sunday, September 9, 2018 10:07:23 PM(UTC)
Standing among his small group of friends, Bob says: I feel sick, would someone call me a Dr.

Jack says: Ok, your a Dr.

Rolling On Floor Laughing

#3 Posted : Saturday, September 15, 2018 9:42:34 AM(UTC)
Smokey said: Go to Quoted Post
Standing among his small group of friends, Bob says: I feel sick, would someone call me a Dr.

Jack says: Ok, your a Dr.

Rolling On Floor Laughing

Hey Smokey....are you Groucho Marx?LOL
#4 Posted : Saturday, September 15, 2018 5:18:10 PM(UTC)
Joe says: Dr. my arm hurts when I go like that (moves arm behind him).

The Dr.says: Then don't go like that .

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