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http://deadspin.com/5603...vre-news-to-surface-soonHilariously Gross Brett Favre News To Surface Soon Quote:And it has nothing to do with his alleged retirement this time around. No, no it turns out the heroic Gunslinger of yore has a little scoundrel in him, too. But you must wait, mongrels. Here's somewhat of a [sic'd] clue: Quote:PS, when the texts/pics/calls started... [Redacted] asked Peter King about the phone number.. and King said he didn't have that number for him. So this is a completely separate bat phone that no one including his best friends knows about. He'd ask me to send him video again.. or some shit every once in a while.. like I "did before'.. (and I never did) which means, this scum bag prolly was doing this to multiple women...
I don't want to get famous for this.. or have anything to do with this.. but.. I hate the fact that every one loves on this guy when I can't even stand to watch his wranglers commercials. He's a pro. To make this even more interesting the person on the receiving end of Favre's clumsy overtures is someone you're probably familiar with as well. But be patient. We've been patient, so you must be, too. This person's story could do wonders for keeping Favre's name out of our football conversation for the next three months. Let's just say this you'll never be able to think of Brett Favre without thinking about Crocs. |
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bahaha. just read this. friend of mine posted it on facebook. hilarious. and gross! |
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Wait, wait, wait. Lemme get this straight. A professional athlete who's pulled in more than a quarter billion dollars in his career -- and has reportedly been offered another $20 million to play again this year -- needs to masturbate?
First Roethlisburger luring in coeds with free shots, now Favre rocking his cock in Crocs. What kind of losers play in the NFL anyway?? |
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The story is now on espn milwaukee, and is being re-tweeted all over the place
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When I was in college.. there was some pretty convincing talk about one night at a Ashwaubenon bar of Brett hooking up with a college student in the storage closet of the bar, per the story on the stacked up cases of beer.. with much of the bar in full knowledge of what was going on.. I had a couple of friends in the bar. So I take it with a little more salt than that typical rumor.. and the college student was a UWGB student that I knew of but didn't know personally.. and she didn't have the looks I would expect of taking that type of risk. But apparently Brett and Bag of Doughnuts were feeling little pain.
Anyway.. it wouldn't shock me if such an act was committed by anyone.. including Brett.
People are strange.. and that isn't class or employment field specific. |
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I'm expecting some good Favre/dong jokes from Cheesey. Don't let me down Alan!
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Originally Posted by: " When I was in college.. there was some pretty convincing talk about one night at a Ashwaubenon bar of Brett hooking up with a college student in the storage closet of the bar, per the story on the stacked up cases of beer.. with much of the bar in full knowledge of what was going on.. I had a couple of friends in the bar. So I take it with a little more salt than that typical rumor.. and the college student was a UWGB student that I knew of but didn't know personally.. and she didn't have the looks I would expect of taking that type of risk. But apparently Brett and Bag of Doughnuts were feeling little pain.
Anyway.. it wouldn't shock me if such an act was committed by anyone.. including Brett.
People are strange.. and that isn't class or employment field specific. Ex-g-f went to St Norberts during the 3 amigos hey day.. She knew of girls being put into limos, or the bathrooms by the 3 guys..
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Thread titles now on Bretts site right now
STICKY: nothing to report
STICKY: Today
Hang in there Brett
Brett still doing his thing this morning
Brett has earned the right
and the winner
feeling the urge 2 stay 'n play!
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Now we know why Brett loved that song
Pants on the ground
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Lookin' like a married man
With your dong on the phone
With the drool in her mouth
Phone turned sideways
Dong pic hits the phone |
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look very very CLOSE 
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Originally Posted by: " Lookin' like a married man
With your dong on the phone
With the drool in her mouth
Phone turned sideways
Dong pic hits the phone HAHAHAHAHAA!!! Originally Posted by: " Wait, wait, wait. Lemme get this straight. A professional athlete who's pulled in more than a quarter billion dollars in his career -- and has reportedly been offered another $20 million to play again this year -- needs to masturbate?
First Roethlisburger luring in coeds with free shots, now Favre rocking his cock in Crocs. What kind of losers play in the NFL anyway?? They are normal guys, my dood. Not all of us are as 'blessed' with your smoothness. As a former HS athlete.. I can totally see every single professional athlete doing this. What's funny is how whats-her-face wants to be protrayed at the innocent one. I say she's almost as guilty as he is. He's a douche for doing that while married, and she's a douche for playing him along (and probably banging him too). |
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Originally Posted by: " Thread titles now on Bretts site right now
STICKY: nothing to report
STICKY: Today
Hang in there Brett
Brett still doing his thing this morning
Brett has earned the right
and the winner
feeling the urge 2 stay 'n play! Should I dare post this topic there? Talk about pandemonium. Maybe I'll spin it and say it nicely like I'm really offended. Basically, like a Favre worshiper on that site. |
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