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Rank: 1st Round Draft Pick
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Zero2Cool is my captain. |
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 [size=24][align=center]It's MORPHIN TIME![/align][/size] |
Zero2Cool is my captain. |
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Rank: 1st Round Draft Pick
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Rank: Super Bowl MVP
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Rank: All Pro
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Woman charged with wrestling husband's testiclesQuote:A furious Windhoek woman who wrestled her husbands testicles in a bid to wring them off appeared in the Katutura Magistrate Court on charges of assault with intent to cause bodily harm. Emilie Gomes appeared before Magistrate G.B Von Pletzen Monday this week and was granted N$500 bail with orders to return to the court on 16 September 2010. She was also barred from making any contact with her husband, Johannes Gomes, until she makes her second court appearance. Emilie however apologised for hurting her husbands tools saying that it was not her habit but Johannes told the court that Emilie was an abusive wife who also would conspire with their children to cause him harm. He, however, did not give details as to why Emilie violently sought to get rid of his testicles. Although he said he was happy with the protection order granted against his wife, Johannes does not know how he would look after his baby. What do I do now when I want to deliver milk to her (wife) for my young baby. Can I do it through an intermediary? he asked. |
damn skippy I'm an owner. I currently own a full .00001924537805515393 % of the Green Bay Packers. |
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Rank: All Pro
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How do you "wrestle" a testicle? |
None of the above. It wouldn't have been a wasted vote. Obama and Romney -- Those were the wasted votes. |
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I'm not exactly sure, but I am pretty confident that if I were the husband in question I'd be gettin' me an intermediary...
Testicles and wrestling just seem like a bad combo on paper. |
damn skippy I'm an owner. I currently own a full .00001924537805515393 % of the Green Bay Packers. |
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man. baby carrots with ranch dressing? so good. |
Originally Posted by: "  I agree with Twinkiegorilla. |
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Rank: Most Valuable Player
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Originally Posted by: "  How do you "wrestle" a testicle? It's easy. First, you dress it with a little pair of black tights, then decide how many "falls" there will be, figure out if the testicles are gonna be the "bad guy" or "good guy", get Vince McHahon to back it on "pay per view", think of a cute name.....like "Tony Testicles" or something, then away you go!!! |
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Originally Posted by: "  lol |
Thanks to TheViking88 for the sig!! |
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Rank: Most Valuable Player
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How about this for the "headlines" for the wrestling match?
"You are NUTS if you miss this match!" "The BALLS in your court!" |
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Rank: Super Bowl MVP
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http://a.imageshack.us/i...4/4334/1281919365307.jpgYou'll just have to click the link, as it's too big and I'm afraid that Z2C will shout at me. |
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