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Originally Posted by: "  "The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first; get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating
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Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one who liked it lol |
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LMAO!!! there's alot of truth in this and alot of what george carlin said in his comedy routines. |
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I can't reverse the natural order so I intend to croak in the middle of a gigantic orgasm wit a voluptuous blond sitting on top of me. |
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Originally Posted by: " I can't reverse the natural order so I intend to croak in the middle of a gigantic orgasm wit a voluptuous blond sitting on top of me. You can have the blonde. I'll take a red-head. |
My man Donald Driver  (thanks to Pack93z for the pic) 2010 will be seen as the beginning of the new Packers dynasty.    |
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That's hilarious. George Carlin was the man. The best comic ever. |
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Originally Posted by: " I can't reverse the natural order so I intend to croak in the middle of a gigantic orgasm wit a voluptuous blond sitting on top of me. Oh YOOP!!! (I'm not gonna say what i'm thinking) LOLOLOL!!!! |
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Originally Posted by: " Originally Posted by: " I can't reverse the natural order so I intend to croak in the middle of a gigantic orgasm wit a voluptuous blond sitting on top of me. Oh YOOP!!! (I'm not gonna say what i'm thinking) LOLOLOL!!!! Not you in that nurses uniform I hope!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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When I saw the subject line I thougt it was going to be about George Carling.  |
One does not simply walk into Mordor.  |
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Originally Posted by: " Originally Posted by: " Originally Posted by: " I can't reverse the natural order so I intend to croak in the middle of a gigantic orgasm wit a voluptuous blond sitting on top of me. Oh YOOP!!! (I'm not gonna say what i'm thinking) LOLOLOL!!!! Not you in that nurses uniform I hope!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL! You know me too well Yoop!!! |
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Originally Posted by: " Originally Posted by: " Originally Posted by: " Originally Posted by: " I can't reverse the natural order so I intend to croak in the middle of a gigantic orgasm wit a voluptuous blond sitting on top of me. Oh YOOP!!! (I'm not gonna say what i'm thinking) LOLOLOL!!!! Not you in that nurses uniform I hope!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL! You know me too well Yoop!!! Yup, that's what I was afraid of! |
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