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Offline kobe16  
#251 Posted : Wednesday, August 18, 2010 10:00:47 PM(UTC)
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if Greg punches you, you will feel obligated to say thank you

LOOL
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Offline zombieslayer  
#252 Posted : Saturday, August 21, 2010 4:05:23 PM(UTC)
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Greg Jennings has to wrap his schlong around his leg three times.

Actually, that's the reason he plays football. He can hide it under pads.
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Offline gopackers08  
#253 Posted : Monday, August 23, 2010 12:23:38 PM(UTC)
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Greg can speak French in Russian.
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Offline gopackers08  
#254 Posted : Monday, August 23, 2010 12:30:13 PM(UTC)
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It has been said that Chuck Norris goes to Greg for advise on some things; no, EVERYTHING.
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Offline Packers_Finland  
#255 Posted : Monday, August 23, 2010 2:12:39 PM(UTC)
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Greg Jennings can speak fingelska right from the top of his head...

(Fingelska is a dialect that combines finnish, sweidsh and english. It's mostly used in a joking manner).
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Offline Dexter_Sinister  
#256 Posted : Tuesday, August 24, 2010 3:21:28 AM(UTC)
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Greg Jennings doesn't speak English. He speaks Greg Jennings. Of which English is a dialect of.
I want to go out like my Grandpa did. Peacefully in his sleep.

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Offline MassPackersFan  
#257 Posted : Wednesday, October 27, 2010 3:46:01 PM(UTC)
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Offline wpr  
#258 Posted : Wednesday, October 27, 2010 4:27:42 PM(UTC)
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double moves happen all the time. They are a dime a dozen.
triples moves- rare but awesome to behold.
quadruple moves? Gregorious! Asher Allen had to go back to the locker room and get a new jock.
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Offline longtimefan  
#259 Posted : Wednesday, October 27, 2010 5:00:15 PM(UTC)
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Offline millertime  
#260 Posted : Monday, November 22, 2010 11:32:34 AM(UTC)
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Give it up!

7 receptions

153 yards

3 TDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He has really stepped up since Finley went down. Go PACK GO!
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Offline wpr  
#261 Posted : Monday, November 22, 2010 12:59:35 PM(UTC)
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Give it up!

7 receptions

153 yards

3 TDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He has really stepped up since Finley went down. Go PACK GO!


ho hum. merely Gregorian. :thumbleft:

Not only Finley going down but DD coming up lame in the past few weeks too. They sure need Greg to step it up.
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Offline Nonstopdrivel  
#262 Posted : Monday, November 22, 2010 1:32:54 PM(UTC)
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So if the fans in the stand are chanting Jennings' name, is that a Gregorian Chant?
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Offline zombieslayer  
#263 Posted : Monday, November 22, 2010 5:41:51 PM(UTC)
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So if the fans in the stand are chanting Jennings' name, is that a Gregorian Chant?


I was wondering when we'd see the reference to the Gregorian chant in this thread. It took enough pages.

Anyways....

Greg Jennings walks into a bar. All the other guys just give up and go home.
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Offline Nonstopdrivel  
#264 Posted : Monday, November 22, 2010 5:45:54 PM(UTC)
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Well, that's better than this one:

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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Offline zombieslayer  
#265 Posted : Monday, November 22, 2010 5:53:39 PM(UTC)
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Well, that's better than this one:

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"


What does that have to do with Greg Jennings?

You should have had Greg Jennings in there in a cameo role, like making out with some supermodel as the termite walks into a bar. Or beating up a guy who was pulling an Ace from his sleeve.

For after all, Greg Jennings officially is an actor. Wasn't he on one of those CSI shows?
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Offline Nonstopdrivel  
#266 Posted : Monday, November 22, 2010 5:55:43 PM(UTC)
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Fine.

A termite walks into a bar and spots Greg Jennings making out with Roseanne. He bites her on the foot and asks: "Is the Barr tender here?"
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Offline zombieslayer  
#267 Posted : Monday, November 22, 2010 6:07:01 PM(UTC)
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Fine.

A termite walks into a bar and spots Greg Jennings making out with Roseanne. He bites her on the foot and asks: "Is the Barr tender here?"


Cute.

But the joke is still unrealistic. Greg Jennings making out with Roseanne? Who's going to believe that?
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Offline Nonstopdrivel  
#268 Posted : Monday, November 22, 2010 6:32:30 PM(UTC)
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Maybe someone paid him to do it? Maybe it's his first on-screen kiss?
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Offline Zero2Cool  
#269 Posted : Monday, November 22, 2010 6:39:09 PM(UTC)
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So, Greg Jennings. He's pretty good.
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Offline zombieslayer  
#270 Posted : Monday, November 22, 2010 6:51:54 PM(UTC)
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Maybe someone paid him to do it? Maybe it's his first on-screen kiss?


Fact - he made out with every CSI actress while off the set. They just didn't work it into the show itself because it was so hot, the camera blew up and the camera operator got 2nd degree burns.
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Offline Packers_Finland  
#271 Posted : Monday, November 22, 2010 7:54:41 PM(UTC)
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Joke:

Greg Jennings is making out with Pam Oliver and everyone else's hands slip into their pants.

Wait. There is no joke.
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Offline coltonja  
#272 Posted : Monday, November 22, 2010 8:05:40 PM(UTC)
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When Greg Jennings catches a pass defenders run away from him.

Example: Vikings safety Madieu Williams
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Offline wpr  
#273 Posted : Monday, November 22, 2010 8:40:37 PM(UTC)
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Originally Posted by: " Go to Quoted Post
When Gregg Jennings catches a pass defenders run away from him.

Example: Vikings safety Madieu Williams


that is a plus one for you.
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Offline evad04  
#274 Posted : Monday, December 6, 2010 1:11:55 AM(UTC)
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Finley goes down; Jennings reemerges.

Jennings' production through first 5 games: 14 receptions, 183 yards, 3 TDs

Since (7 games): 43 receptions, 761 yards, 8 TDs.

Ridonkulous.
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Offline evad04  
#275 Posted : Monday, December 6, 2010 7:59:54 AM(UTC)
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Great stats, evad! +69!
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