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Many of these are Cheesey-isms but oh well. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. Edited by staff Wednesday, January 23, 2013 8:26:23 AM(UTC)
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I have too many so I will try and do 2 a day.
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Brandon said this quote from Paul Bowles in his last interview before fatally being wounded in the abdomen by a gunshot in The Crow. Brandon Lee wrote:Because we don't know when we will die, we get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. Yet everything happens a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood, some afternoon that's so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your life without it? Perhaps four or five times more. Perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless. The Crow is one of my favorite movies. Bruce and Brandon both were two of my favorite actors. |
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
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Originally Posted by: wpr  We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
2nd one funny. The first one is a good thing. Pizza good. Cops at my house bad. |
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Originally Posted by: zombieslayer 2nd one funny. The first one is a good thing. Pizza good. Cops at my house bad. Yeah the first one is not very funny. Just seems all too true in some places. However consider- Cops not getting to the house in a timely manner, worse. |
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You can find some 'funny' one liners HERE if you'd like. |
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Originally Posted by: Zero2Cool You can find some 'funny' one liners HERE if you'd like. yep. that is the list I am working off of. |
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
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Originally Posted by: Nonstopdrivel The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
My wife bought me a T-shirt with that saying on it once. I am sure it is much too small for me now. That was going to be one of my next quotes. Oh well. |
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