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Offline vikesrule  
#16 Posted : Tuesday, June 14, 2011 8:35:50 AM(UTC)
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“I've got to play consistent.
They want me to play like that all the time. If I do that game-in and game-out, I should be one of the best corners in the league.”

- Ahmad Carroll
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Offline Cheesey  
#17 Posted : Tuesday, June 14, 2011 1:19:45 PM(UTC)
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My wife got me a T-shirt to wear at Deer camp. It says
"Please do not give this man any beer-
His wife"
I wore it, too! But it's WAY too big on me now. It looks like a tent!
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#18 Posted : Wednesday, June 15, 2011 7:21:34 AM(UTC)
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My wife has a cousin who lives in TN. She posted this a little while ago.

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Just saw a guy riding a moped wearing a viking helmet...horns and all.
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#19 Posted : Wednesday, June 15, 2011 7:22:36 AM(UTC)
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.



This one is for Vikings fans:
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
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Offline wpr  
#20 Posted : Thursday, June 16, 2011 7:04:00 AM(UTC)
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We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.




Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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Offline wpr  
#21 Posted : Friday, June 17, 2011 7:16:26 AM(UTC)
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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.






Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
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Offline Zero2Cool  
#22 Posted : Friday, June 17, 2011 7:18:02 AM(UTC)
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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.


I put this on Lydia (14 yr old) Facebook wall a few weeks ago. I received a very sarcastic, "thanks DAD!".

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#23 Posted : Friday, June 17, 2011 7:20:13 AM(UTC)
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I put this on Lydia (14 yr old) Facebook wall a few weeks ago. I received a very sarcastic, "thanks DAD!".


Good one DAD. ThumpUp
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Offline wpr  
#24 Posted : Monday, June 20, 2011 7:03:39 AM(UTC)
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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b!tch.

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Fighting for peace is like f-ing for virginity.
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Offline wpr  
#25 Posted : Tuesday, June 21, 2011 9:09:58 AM(UTC)
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If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
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Offline Zero2Cool  
#26 Posted : Tuesday, June 21, 2011 10:20:40 AM(UTC)
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If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...


That would only be wrong if you're trying to conceive. Otherwise, it's great birth control.

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Offline wpr  
#27 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 7:04:11 AM(UTC)
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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
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Offline Cheesey  
#28 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 3:10:12 PM(UTC)
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You know what the number one cause of forest fires is???




TREES!!!
Get rid of the damn trees, and you wouldn't have any more forest fires!!!
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Offline Nonstopdrivel  
#29 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 3:24:49 PM(UTC)
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Kind of like the No. 1 cause of divorce is marriage, eh?
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Offline wpr  
#30 Posted : Thursday, June 23, 2011 6:50:01 AM(UTC)
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Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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