Rank: 1st Round Draft Pick
Posts: 2,123
Joined: 8/4/2007(UTC)
Applause Given: 60
Applause Received: 193
|
“I've got to play consistent.
They want me to play like that all the time. If I do that game-in and game-out, I should be one of the best corners in the league.”
- Ahmad Carroll
|
 1 user applaud's vikesrule for this useful post.
|
|
|
|
Rank: Most Valuable Player
Posts: 8,271
Joined: 7/28/2008(UTC)
Applause Given: 74
Applause Received: 185
|
My wife got me a T-shirt to wear at Deer camp. It says
"Please do not give this man any beer-
His wife"
I wore it, too! But it's WAY too big on me now. It looks like a tent! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Rank: Most Valuable Player
Posts: 9,601
Joined: 8/8/2008(UTC)
Applause Given: 1,363
Applause Received: 724
|
My wife has a cousin who lives in TN. She posted this a little while ago. Quote:Just saw a guy riding a moped wearing a viking helmet...horns and all. |
One does not simply walk into Mordor.  |
|
|
|
|
|
Rank: Most Valuable Player
Posts: 9,601
Joined: 8/8/2008(UTC)
Applause Given: 1,363
Applause Received: 724
|
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
This one is for Vikings fans:
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
|
One does not simply walk into Mordor. |
|
|
|
|
|
Rank: Most Valuable Player
Posts: 9,601
Joined: 8/8/2008(UTC)
Applause Given: 1,363
Applause Received: 724
|
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
|
One does not simply walk into Mordor. |
|
|
|
|
|
Rank: Most Valuable Player
Posts: 9,601
Joined: 8/8/2008(UTC)
Applause Given: 1,363
Applause Received: 724
|
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
|
One does not simply walk into Mordor. |
|
|
|
|
|
Rank: Legend
Posts: 22,879
Joined: 10/14/2006(UTC)
Location: United States
Applause Given: 1,294
Applause Received: 905
|
Originally Posted by: wpr  Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. I put this on Lydia (14 yr old) Facebook wall a few weeks ago. I received a very sarcastic, "thanks DAD!". |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Rank: Most Valuable Player
Posts: 9,601
Joined: 8/8/2008(UTC)
Applause Given: 1,363
Applause Received: 724
|
Originally Posted by: Zero2Cool I put this on Lydia (14 yr old) Facebook wall a few weeks ago. I received a very sarcastic, "thanks DAD!".
Good one DAD.  |
One does not simply walk into Mordor. |
|
|
|
|
|
Rank: Most Valuable Player
Posts: 9,601
Joined: 8/8/2008(UTC)
Applause Given: 1,363
Applause Received: 724
|
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b!tch.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Fighting for peace is like f-ing for virginity. |
One does not simply walk into Mordor. |
|
|
|
|
|
Rank: Most Valuable Player
Posts: 9,601
Joined: 8/8/2008(UTC)
Applause Given: 1,363
Applause Received: 724
|
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
|
One does not simply walk into Mordor. |
|
|
|
|
|
Rank: Legend
Posts: 22,879
Joined: 10/14/2006(UTC)
Location: United States
Applause Given: 1,294
Applause Received: 905
|
Originally Posted by: wpr If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong... That would only be wrong if you're trying to conceive. Otherwise, it's great birth control. |
|
1 user applaud's Zero2Cool for this useful post.
|
|
|
|
Rank: Most Valuable Player
Posts: 9,601
Joined: 8/8/2008(UTC)
Applause Given: 1,363
Applause Received: 724
|
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
|
One does not simply walk into Mordor. |
|
|
|
|
|
Rank: Most Valuable Player
Posts: 8,271
Joined: 7/28/2008(UTC)
Applause Given: 74
Applause Received: 185
|
You know what the number one cause of forest fires is???
TREES!!!
Get rid of the damn trees, and you wouldn't have any more forest fires!!! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Rank: Hall of Famer
Posts: 11,700
Joined: 9/14/2008(UTC)
Location: Germany
Applause Given: 365
Applause Received: 263
|
Kind of like the No. 1 cause of divorce is marriage, eh? |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Rank: Most Valuable Player
Posts: 9,601
Joined: 8/8/2008(UTC)
Applause Given: 1,363
Applause Received: 724
|
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
|
One does not simply walk into Mordor. |
|
|
|
|
|
| Users browsing this topic |
|
Guest
|
Forum Jump
You cannot post new topics in this forum.
You cannot reply to topics in this forum.
You cannot delete your posts in this forum.
You cannot edit your posts in this forum.
You cannot create polls in this forum.
You cannot vote in polls in this forum.