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Originally Posted by: dfosterf  Every book is a children's book if the kid knows how to read.
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The Boy Scout Law.
A Boy Scout is:
Trustworthy
Loyal
Helpful
Friendly
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Kind
Obedient
Cheerful
Thrifty
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Reverent
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I personally consider the above my ultimate "fall-back" position.
I did not have to look it up, it is ingrained, as best I can manage through life's circumstances.
I've been through wars with it. |
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Originally Posted by: dfosterf The Boy Scout Law.
A Boy Scout is:
Trustworthy
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I personally consider the above my ultimate "fall-back" position.
I did not have to look it up, it is ingrained, as best I can manage through life's circumstances.
I've been through wars with it. Can't beat their motto either: Be prepared. Every fuck-up in my life can be traced to forgetting this. |
None of the above. It wouldn't have been a wasted vote. Obama and Romney -- Those were the wasted votes. |
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
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You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
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