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You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
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Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
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 1 user applaud's Pack93z for this useful post.
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Only a few left so I thought I would drop down to one at a time to stretch them out. that way i don't have to go look for more.
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One more for Friday.. sounds like our government of the last half century.
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Originally Posted by: Pack93z  The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
how quickly they forget or perhaps didn't even bother to read. My post back on June 20. It was #24 |
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Originally Posted by: wpr how quickly they forget or perhaps didn't even bother to read.
My post back on June 20. It was #24 LOL.. well that is so 2 months ago.. sheeah.. Guess I need to build a database with a used flag.. |
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Originally Posted by: wpr how quickly they forget or perhaps didn't even bother to read.
My post back on June 20. It was #24 You want to trade lives for a while? Christ, what I wouldn't do if all I had to remember was what I posted on June 20th. |
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