Well, well, well.....
Looks like none of your fellow Packer fans are going to welcome you, so on behalf of Vikings fans...hey cheesehead...
I see that you are from Milwaukee, my deepest condolences (that means that I feel badly for you).
With the exception of a couple of Vikings fans and a rogue Bears fan, the motley crew of misfits here is truly a wonder to behold.
So cheesehead, tell us a little about yourself.....I'll give you some ideas of what is needed information......
1. How did you become a cheesehead?
A. Two first cousins got together at the family reunion, had me, so I was one from birth
B. Fell off of the swing-set thousands of times as a child, landing on my head
C. Lobotomy at age 14
2. How many years did you spend in kindergarten?
A. Three
B. Four
C. Five or more
3. What is your favorite road kill for supper?
A. Freshly run over Wisconsin Badger
B. Day old dead flat Minnesota Gopher
C. I likes all kind of dead road killed critters
4. How many years did you spend in High School?
A. Never got past 5th grade
B. Never got past 8th grade
C. What's High School?
5. What are your favorite colors?
A. Chickenshit Green and Piss Yellow
B. Piss Yellow and Chickenshit Green
C. What's a color? Ya mean the thing on my shirt?
6. My girlfriend/wife is..
A. A goat
B. A sheep
C. I don't have a steady girlfriend/wife, I plays the field, I likes all the barnyard critters.
Seriously, welcome. The cheeseheads here are a damn good group of people, and fairly sharp.