I applauded you, but please don't confuse that applause point with the idea that I might agree with some of your conclusions about yourself.

I personally feel that you are an incredibly impressive individual, and that is a no shitter, friend.

Edit- again- no shitter-

Go get a large main dog. I have had many dogs, loved every one of them, you have a profound need for a long-haired Chessie. (That's a Chesapeake Bay, btw) Trust me on this, ignore all other posters

Go on a diet. Again. Don't care if you lose pound one, but you will, see dog recommendation.

Get yourself a girl. This one is touchy, as I can't decide if you need an Asian hottie or an intellectual juggernaught. It's a near thing, based on the information available to me. Personally, I'd lean toward the hottie, as I figure you could always trade up if needed, lol

Joking, but dayum, kinda serious also.

Porforis applauded me prior to my edit, so take that under advisement.