I couldn't find the old thread on this, so i'm starting a new one.
Who got to go this year, and did you get anything?

Me, I only saw one deer opening day. A HUGE doe.....and i got her! It was about a 50 yard shot. From the time i got a glimpse of her till i got the shot off was less then 10 seconds. She ran about 150 yards, and i lost sight. I KNEW i made a good shot (she kicked up her back legs on impact, almost always a sign of a good hit) and i was shocked that she ran off like that. I couldn't find any blood, and walked to the area where i last saw her. After about 5 agonizing minutes while repeating "I KNOW i made a good shot!" over and over, i found her. It was a shot right in the vitals, taking out both lungs.
I tagged her ear (and in doing so sliced into my right index finger) and field dressed her.
I had to drag it about 250 yards, and it took me a half hour to do so.
When i got to my car, there was another hunter there, and he offered to help me lift it into my trunk. But we couldn't do it! We had to wait for his son, and it took the 3 of us to get it done.
I hunted all day today (missing the Packer game) and didn't see anything.

No, she didn't....cause if she did, i'd have shot them too!
The DNR aged it for me, and they said she was 4 and a half years old. That's pretty old for a deer around here. They usually don't live that long.

"My" mom would probably dress out at about 120. That's a lot of venison jerky, which is my favorite... But I see 'em every day, and have done so since the little guys/gals could walk. I can't imagine taking out mom, even though I think the 3 little ones might be ok at this point...

When deer hunting cuts into packers games you're doing it wrong

I told you quite a while ago I'M OUT of the killin' anything business, I can't even do these groundhogs... it is so way out of me, profoundly so, all others can do as they see fit...

I would tell you to leave the deeries alone as well, but I have absolutely no concerns as regards to your ability to actually kill one. Notwithstanding you personally being majorly-funded by the friggin' Navy to mindlessly pump that trigger on that Ma Duece outside your air-dale tourist UH-1, I suspect in your geezer-hood that you couldn't hit a friggin' lake if you fell out of the side of a jon boat.

Alan can kill all the deer he can kill, legally, as far as I'm concerned, so don't infuse your commie gay confusing shit in here, squid.

I'm happy for him, and congratulate him, I know that good feeling.

Edit- Not that there is anything wrong with that, ( the whole Vikes spraying all in sight thing) lol (Love ya Nick, you know I do, though I'm thinkin' about re-naming your ass Vladamir, lol)

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Just remember boys, I like you guys, even though the rest of the world thinks that you're both unmedicated, Fox News-parroting assclowns.


By the way Dave, and as an insurance guy you can back me up on this Wayne.......

You're both in trouble with your current health providers... they're denying treatment because stupid is a preexisting condition.

I try and I try and I try - but stubborness/stupidity runs deep with these boys. Now on to you - for an intelligent man, you continue to root for a born loser football team and have a scorching case of DakotaT envy. Just give it up man, I am an original and the mold was broken. There can be only one.

Uh, I got two cow Elk feeding in my backyard right now. Who wants some Elks steaks?

BTW......bail for this "offense" is $25,000. Anyone for some Montana Elk Steaks?