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Offline Cheesey  
#11 Posted : Tuesday, September 2, 2008 7:41:58 PM(UTC)
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Likes someone already said, this may not be entirely truthful but who knows.


I tried telling the cop that I was Gilbert Brown. He laughed at me. I think the cop was racist towards white folk!

When all else fails......play the RACE card!!!LOLOLOL!!!
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#12 Posted : Tuesday, September 2, 2008 8:10:27 PM(UTC)
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Bah, this is a small ticket. When I got mine back to back (same freaking weekend by the same cop on the same stretch of highway, consecutive citation numbers too) tickets for going 78 and 77 in a 55 it was a $172.10 ticket. That was an expensive moronic weekend if I ever must say so myself.

Hmmm........so.......you made that cop's weekend!!! Also looks like your a slooooow learner!!! :compress:


hah ... hey i have good reason!

I had a 93 Z24 drop top that had one of those stupid racing chips in it to make it accelerate faster.

On HWY 57 about a mile or two before it drops to 45, I thought the engine missed so I slowed down a bit, then slammed the pedal... before I knew it I was nearing 90 so I let off the gas. I was going to just coast down to 45 and that's about the time the cop caught me.

On my way OUT of town. I saw the 55 MPH sign and was doing 45.... slammed the gas again figuring the cop wouldn't be in the same spot. He wasn't, but he wasn't far away lol... he ended up getting me again. The citation numbers were like 03CT013211998 and 03CT013211999. The look on the judges face was priceless when he noticed it.

He asked me something... probably like what is your problem... I just looked up and said "Sir, that was really irresponsible and ... I screwed up". I'm not sure his response but I know it was not favorable.

Sure wouldn't mind that $350 now though lol
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I tried telling the cop that I was Gilbert Brown. He laughed at me. I think the cop was racist towards white folk!


You should have told him that you were SlickVision....everybody knows what an "asswipe clown sniffer" he is. ::wink:
Offline gotarace  
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I tried telling the cop that I was Gilbert Brown. He laughed at me. I think the cop was racist towards white folk!


You should have told him that you were SlickVision....everybody knows what an "asswipe clown sniffer" he is. ::wink:

WOW LMAO :thumbright:
Offline Trippster  
#15 Posted : Tuesday, September 2, 2008 10:10:14 PM(UTC)
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Last year my son and I were heading to GB for a Packer game. Near Kohler, I noticed out of nowhere, a cop was right on my ass with his lights on. When he pulled me over He walked up as asked what was my hurry? (I was going 80 in a 65) My response?

Packer game, tailgating, the frozen tundra, can there be a better reason other than impending birth?

He laughed, said "get outta here and slow down. "


It was a good 5 hours before the game!
Offline Zero2Cool  
#16 Posted : Tuesday, September 2, 2008 10:25:44 PM(UTC)
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Last year my son and I were heading to GB for a Packer game. Near Kohler, I noticed out of nowhere, a cop was right on my ass with his lights on. When he pulled me over He walked up as asked what was my hurry? (I was going 80 in a 65) My response?

Packer game, tailgating, the frozen tundra, can there be a better reason other than impending birth?

He laughed, said "get outta here and slow down. "


It was a good 5 hours before the game!


Dangit! I knew I should have tried that. I mean, heck, it was in July but still worth a shot!
Offline bozz_2006  
#17 Posted : Tuesday, September 2, 2008 11:19:56 PM(UTC)
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God shouldn't have made driving fast so damn fun.
Offline ChilliMaddensChilli  
#18 Posted : Wednesday, September 3, 2008 2:37:15 AM(UTC)
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I go 90 in a 65 all the time.

Jeremy Stevens got off of a rape charge for being a football player, Cole deserves to get off for a few speeding tickets.
Offline longtimefan  
#19 Posted : Wednesday, September 3, 2008 2:38:58 AM(UTC)
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I go 90 in a 65 all the time.

Jeremy Stevens got off of a rape charge for being a football player, Cole deserves to get off for a few speeding tickets.


I got off looking at Greg Jennings once

er.....umm

wrong thread?
Offline mi_keys  
#20 Posted : Wednesday, September 3, 2008 4:23:00 AM(UTC)
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I had a friend who was doing 90 in a 40 a couple years ago. When the cop pulled him over and came up to the window my friend was bawling hysterically (note that this is an 18 year old male). The cop sees that my friend is sobbing and asks him "what the f_ck is wrong with you?" gets the kid's license, throws it back at him, and tells him to "just go the f_ck home."

I haven't had such luck. I've been pulled over once for doing 69 in a 60 (downhill after the unmarked cop car tailgated me to get me to speed up... syphillitic prick) and this past summer I was pulled over in Illinois doing 80 in a 65 (being in the middle of a group that had briefly sped up to pass some old lady... I drive the sporty car with the out of state license plate). Traffic laws and their enforcement are bullshit.
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