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johnny_blood  
#21 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2008 11:26:43 AM(UTC)
I love the new look, it rivals the mustache.
gotarace  
#22 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2008 12:42:27 PM(UTC)
BREAKING NEWS THIS JUST IN.....
Arron Rodgers trims ear and nose hair, film and interview at six.
bozz_2006  
#23 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2008 12:46:59 PM(UTC)
it's all in fun, roddyboy.
4PackGirl  
#24 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2008 12:54:52 PM(UTC)
:sign3: :sign5: :kisses:
NormaL  
#25 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2008 12:58:38 PM(UTC)
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BREAKING NEWS THIS JUST IN.....
Arron Rodgers trims ear and nose hair, film and interview at six.
BREAKING NEWS THIS JUST IN.....
"Arron" spells his name a-a-r-o-n ::wink:
gotarace  
#26 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:01:37 PM(UTC)
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BREAKING NEWS THIS JUST IN.....
Arron Rodgers trims ear and nose hair, film and interview at six.
BREAKING NEWS THIS JUST IN.....
"Arron" spells his name a-a-r-o-n ::wink:

Sorry for mistake ...you a spelling teacher? :pottytrain2:
NormaL  
#27 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:03:12 PM(UTC)
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BREAKING NEWS THIS JUST IN.....
Arron Rodgers trims ear and nose hair, film and interview at six.
BREAKING NEWS THIS JUST IN.....
"Arron" spells his name a-a-r-o-n ::wink:

Sorry for mistake ...you a spelling teacher? :pottytrain2:
Nope, Packer fan :thumbright:
Packnic  
#28 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:16:52 PM(UTC)
A thread dedicated to the hirsute heroics of the Green Bay Packers new starting quarterback. Come here for all the latest pictures and up to date information on Aaron Rodgers' bearding.

Feel free to add to this thread with new pictures and nicknames.


[size=18]1. Shorn[/size]

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The fresh canvas. A rare look for number 12, as elusive as bigfoot and harder to find than a Minnesota Viking Super Bowl Trophy.

[size=18]2. The Cal-a-Pornia Kid.[/size]
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A simple yet refined mustache with a certain bushiness found only in early 70's porn star lore. Rodgers sported this lip warming look in his second season in Green Bay for a fairly brief time. Although rare, "The Cal-a-Pornia Kid" is widely considered the fan favorite.

[size=18]3. Soul Packer No. 1.[/size]
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A clean look with a small soul patch centered under his bottom lip. First appeared on draft day 2005 when Aaron was selected number 24 overall. Sure he slipped to us from certain number 1 status, but thanks to "Soul Packer No. 1" he can savor the flavor of revenge for years to come.

[size=18]4. The Field General Ambrose.[/size]
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The newest revelation from Rodgers was a great one. Probably the most intricate of his portfolio of mustachio. This variation of the General Ambrose (popularized by the civil war hero General Ambrose "Side Burns" Burnside) came after a preseason beating by his hometown 49ers. But like the phoenix, this wunderbeard arose from the beatdown as a symbol of change. Other known aliases include "The FuBeard", "The Friendly Mutton Chops", "CheeseMotor Head" and "The Deadly Elvis".

[size=18]5. The Fumaniac.[/size]
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A personal favorite, "The Fumaniac" was short lived but won't be soon forgotten. Aliases welcome.

[size=18]6. The Brown County Bear.[/size]
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Often used as a transition style, "The Brown County Bear" can be spotted often and from a distance. Its distinct wild look coupled with the long shaggy hair pay homage to his collegiate home of the Cal Golden Bears.


Stay tuned.
pack_in_black  
#29 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:21:39 PM(UTC)
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This thread is awesome.


This thread is gay, dude.

If someone went on and on about Favre's manly stubble, you'd be all over him :physassult: like ugly on an ape about his mancrush on Favre.

This kind of thread is downright embarrassing. [-X



If I've ever insulted you or done anything to contribute to your embarassment, Rowdy Roddy, I sincerely apologize.


But I won't apologize for my man-crush on Aaron Rodgers' facial hair. Or my man-crush on Greg Jennings.
zombieslayer  
#30 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:37:08 PM(UTC)
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He is my hero for this reason. A man of many talents. Facial hair. is one of them. Bring him some good luck hopefully! The whole team should go with the same look. Wonder what that would look like on Donald Driver? haha


Well, a lot of Packer fans don't realize this, but Driver is the reason for Aaron's beard. After the game, Donald and Aaron had a talk. Aaron was upset that Donald dropped the best pass Aaron threw that game and Donald simply told him he's used to catching passes from a manly man with stubble.

Aaron got butt hurt at first, but then realized that maybe he should just grow some himself.

Problem solved. Game one in regular season, Aaron has a beard and throws for 350 yards and 4 TDs. Driver catches 2 of them for 150 yards.

If Aaron's clean cut, we get our a**** handed to us as Aaron throws 3 INTs.
wils0646  
#31 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:38:26 PM(UTC)
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He is my hero for this reason. A man of many talents. Facial hair. is one of them. Bring him some good luck hopefully! The whole team should go with the same look. Wonder what that would look like on Donald Driver? haha


Well, a lot of Packer fans don't realize this, but Driver is the reason for Aaron's beard. After the game, Donald and Aaron had a talk. Aaron was upset that Donald dropped the best pass Aaron threw that game and Donald simply told him he's used to catching passes from a manly man with stubble.

Aaron got butt hurt at first, but then realized that maybe he should just grow some himself.

Problem solved. Game one in regular season, Aaron has a beard and throws for 350 yards and 4 TDs. Driver catches 2 of them for 150 yards.

If Aaron's clean cut, we get our a**** handed to us as Aaron throws 3 INTs.


+1 for manliness.
wils0646  
#32 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:53:19 PM(UTC)
The porn stache was by far my favorite Rodgers cut. I want to see it week 1.
millertime  
#33 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2008 1:57:54 PM(UTC)
Awesome thread. This is hilarious.

Aaron Rodgers isn't a slave to fashion.

I do believe that number 6 should be called "the Jesus".

7. Blackbeard's Delight[size=18][/size]

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The stonerly blend of of pirate meets local pot salesman. This looks says, "I'm not Brett Favre. I've got to be the best Aaron Rodgers I can be. So get on board or shut you mouth!"

This is also the only hair style that would allow Rodger to curse back at the children at Lambeau without any media outcry.
IronMan  
#34 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2008 2:07:55 PM(UTC)
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Packnic  
#35 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2008 2:23:47 PM(UTC)
just watched the packers.com video someone mentioned in Ironmans beard thread. awesome. he takes his facial hair as seriously as i do.

this is a serious Packnic-Arod bonding moment.
IronMan  
#36 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2008 2:39:24 PM(UTC)
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just watched the packers.com video someone mentioned in Ironmans beard thread. awesome. he takes his facial hair as seriously as i do.

this is a serious Packnic-Arod bonding moment.

Thats where I got the picture I posted in the other thread, although I didn't watch the entire video until now. Freaking hilarious.
Tiger  
#37 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2008 2:39:38 PM(UTC)
This thread should be stickyed so as ARod's career develops we can further charter his facial greatness.
zombieslayer  
#38 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2008 2:42:02 PM(UTC)
All I want is to win.

What we'll need to do (this is your homework assignment, kids):
Note all of Gentleman Aaron Rodger's facial stylings. Measure Completion Percentage, Yards Per Attempt, TDs/Attempt, and INTs/Attempt and W/L with each facial styling.

Come Playoffs, I'll have a talk with Mike McCarthy and I'll bring this information. Mike McCarthy will then make Mr. Rodgers shave (or not shave) accordingly.

With this information, we win the Super Bowl in '08. But of course, it all depends on us gathering the right info. So for our research, we'll have to learn to differentiate just how much facial hair constitutes a beard vs just stubble. We'll also have to learn the names for different types of mustaches - the pr0n stache, the Lady Tickler, the Crumb Catcher, the Fanny Duster (I hope you all are taking notes, I've done a lot of research here), the Joseph Stalin, etc.

I'll tell you in advance we're not going to win any games if Aaron Rodgers shows up with a Dali Stache. None. We will go 0-16 with that style. Now the Handlebar, I'm thinking 10-6 at least. The Walrus, I see a deep run in the Playoffs.
Jacob  
#39 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2008 4:18:15 PM(UTC)
Clean Cut

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Bob Marly

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Roddyboy  
#40 Posted : Thursday, August 21, 2008 4:21:59 PM(UTC)
How does Aaron's prostate look to you Packnic, et. al., from the angle that you're viewing from?

:wickedfart:
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