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Greg Jennings wears receiving gloves when he plays. He doesn't need them to help catch the ball. no. he wears them to shield the opposing players from his self-manufactured electricity. It's been known to blown a man to pieces. But don't be fooled. Jennings has no reservations about blowing a dude up... He just says it's not worth the 15 yard unsportsmanlike penalty. |
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Greg Jennings had his jockstrap custom made by "Hefty". |
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Have you ever seen Greg and Santa together?
Think about it
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The only reason Santa Claus can deliver presents to all the houses in the world in one night is because he has Greg Jennings pull his sleigh. |
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Greg Jennings raced in the Indianapolis 500 one year and lost. He came in second place.
But thats only cause he didn't drive a car.
And he stopped once to help a little old lady cross the street. |
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Originally Posted by: "  Greg Jennings raced in the Indianapolis 500 one year and lost. He came in second place.
But thats only cause he didn't drive a car.
And he stopped once to help a little old lady cross the street. I think your melting..something stinks
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Greg is only player capable of catching a 60 yard bomb with a disembodied head 
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When Bruce Banner gets angry... he gets massive, turns green and we call him The Hulk. When The Hulk gets angry... an 85 pops out on his chest, he catches everything thrown to him, annihilates CB's, scores touchdowns and we call him Greg Jennings. |
NorCal Packer Backer. |
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Greg Jennings hit the penquin so hard the game broke. |
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Jennings owns all in Madden '09 |
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Watching the Broncos game, Dre Bly left after the first play where Gregorious caught the ball.
Why you ask? Not because he was injured (as the announcers claimed) but because Dre was terrified. He didn't realize until he stepped onto the field for the start of the game that Greg would also be playing.
So then you might ask "Jeez AADP, if that's true then why did Dre Bly decide to return?"
Well friend, Gregorious has a soft spot in his heart for his victims, so Greg told Dre that he'd play the rest of the game with both his eyes closed.
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The NFL: Where Greg Jennings Happens. |
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Greg Jennings could kill Chuck Norris |
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Gregorious, you da man.
From another forum:
Posted by echolmberg:
I just wanted to relay something that happened over the weekend at my 5 year old little girl's birthday party. My wife and I threw a bowling party for our little girl who turned 5. We were at the bowling alley in Howard on Lime Kiln right next to the new Shopko. Leave it to my 12 year old nephew to recognize Greg Jennings who was there with his wife and child as well. Heck I couldn't recognize ANY football player unless he was in full uniform with their name on their back! Anyway, my brother-in-law, his two boys, my daughter and I went up to Mr. Jennings and politely asked if he could sign my little girl's bowling pin. The next thing I knew, Mr. Jennings was smiling and talking with the kids and posing for pictures and giving my 12 year old nephew some football tips and he wished my little girl a happy birthday! Greg Jennings has got to be one of, no, THE nicest celebrity I've ever met! The part that just got to me the most was how unhurried he was and how genuine he seemed when he was smiling and talking to my two nephews and my daughter. I think it's safe to say that from this day on, Greg Jennings will always be my favorite NFL player. God bless you for your kindness.
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Originally Posted by: " Gregorious, you da man.
From another forum:
Posted by echolmberg:
I just wanted to relay something that happened over the weekend at my 5 year old little girl's birthday party. My wife and I threw a bowling party for our little girl who turned 5. We were at the bowling alley in Howard on Lime Kiln right next to the new Shopko. Leave it to my 12 year old nephew to recognize Greg Jennings who was there with his wife and child as well. Heck I couldn't recognize ANY football player unless he was in full uniform with their name on their back! Anyway, my brother-in-law, his two boys, my daughter and I went up to Mr. Jennings and politely asked if he could sign my little girl's bowling pin. The next thing I knew, Mr. Jennings was smiling and talking with the kids and posing for pictures and giving my 12 year old nephew some football tips and he wished my little girl a happy birthday! Greg Jennings has got to be one of, no, THE nicest celebrity I've ever met! The part that just got to me the most was how unhurried he was and how genuine he seemed when he was smiling and talking to my two nephews and my daughter. I think it's safe to say that from this day on, Greg Jennings will always be my favorite NFL player. God bless you for your kindness. Wow....thanks for posting that Ironman!!! It doesn't surprise me though.........I met Jennings once, and he was great to the fans! I hope he STAYS that way!!! |
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