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Originally Posted by: vikesrule  OK, let me get this straight (no pun intended).
Are you two saying that you would rather play hide the salami with Neil Patrick Harris than bone Jessica Simpson? Lets be honest here.. while I am no fan of her music.. if I was single and available.. there is no way I so no. Unless we are talking her meltdown years.. and then just because of personal safety, lol. That said.. I probably would not seek out such a endeavour nor would I walk past Average Jane with a cute smile and a personality. |
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Originally Posted by: Pack93z Lets be honest here.. while I am no fan of her music.. if I was single and available.. there is no way I so no. Unless we are talking her meltdown years.. and then just because of personal safety, lol.
That said.. I probably would not seek out such a endeavour nor would I walk past Average Jane with a cute smile and a personality.
Maybe my standards are higher. Out here, if I don't see at least one girl who's more attractive than Jessica Simpson at her best, it's because I didn't go out that day. Seriously. Simpson is dumb and can't act. And I'm no fan of fake blondes. I've found that to be a compensation thing. Lacking brains, personality and/or looks -> dye your hair blonde. |
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Originally Posted by: zombieslayer Maybe my standards are higher. Out here, if I don't see at least one girl who's more attractive than Jessica Simpson at her best, it's because I didn't go out that day. Seriously.
Simpson is dumb and can't act. And I'm no fan of fake blondes. I've found that to be a compensation thing. Lacking brains, personality and/or looks -> dye your hair blonde. Just to be clear.. this is a quick roll in the hay. In terms of a relationship.. I don't think I could deal with any celebrity in any fashion.. to me there is way more than looks and money. Yes even and including sex. |
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Originally Posted by: Pack93z I hope not... while I don't know.. I don't believe she makes enough jack for a full time maid and nanny. Who? |
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Originally Posted by: Zero2Cool Who?
Originally Posted by: Pack93z I can trump that selection.  Can it get any worse than this.. talentless celebrities. Snooki or whatever the hell her real name is.. I don't think I could handle watching that garbage. If Jersey was all like that.. I would vote for segregating it.. lol. |
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Originally Posted by: Pack93z Just to be clear.. this is a quick roll in the hay.
In terms of a relationship.. I don't think I could deal with any celebrity in any fashion.. to me there is way more than looks and money. Yes even and including sex.
Completely understood what you mean. But for a quick roll in the hay, I can think of a lot of celebrities I'd actually enjoy it with. I just don't get why some folks think she's attractive. OK, to be fair to you, here's a quick list of random celebrities I'd much rather have a quick roll in the hay with. You can say yay or nay to any of them. Maybe we just have different tastes in who is easy on the eyes. Mila Kunis Amanda Seyfried Salma Hayek Tori Amos Natalie Portman Scarlett Johansson Emma Stone Jessica Alba Kate Moss Kate Winslet Kate Beckinsale Rihanna Anna Paquin Ashley Judd Beyonce Katherine Heigl Rosario Dawson Kate Hudson Alicia Keys Naomi Watts Kirsten Dunst That chick in the X-Men who had to cover herself in blue crap who changed into other people That's just off the top of my head. So no, it's not like I'm this holier than thou super-picky guy who thinks he's all the shit and nobody's good enough for him. I just don't find Jessica Simpson attractive. At all. |
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Originally Posted by: zombieslayer Completely understood what you mean.
But for a quick roll in the hay, I can think of a lot of celebrities I'd actually enjoy it with. I just don't get why some folks think she's attractive.
OK, to be fair to you, here's a quick list of random celebrities I'd much rather have a quick roll in the hay with. You can say yay or nay to any of them. Maybe we just have different tastes in who is easy on the eyes.
Mila Kunis
Amanda Seyfried
Salma Hayek
Tori Amos
Natalie Portman
Scarlett Johansson
Emma Stone
Jessica Alba
Kate Moss
Kate Winslet
Kate Beckinsale
Rihanna
Anna Paquin
Ashley Judd
Beyonce
Katherine Heigl
Rosario Dawson
Kate Hudson
Alicia Keys
Naomi Watts
Kirsten Dunst
That chick in the X-Men who had to cover herself in blue crap who changed into other people
That's just off the top of my head. So no, it's not like I'm this holier than thou super-picky guy who thinks he's all the shit and nobody's good enough for him. I just don't find Jessica Simpson attractive. At all. Since I probably already have turned my name to mud today.... if my wife is reading anyway. I would agree a Simpson of today.. however a Simpson at 19.. I would not concur. And I am not saying you are wrong.. I am just saying that if I met Jessica in person, without knowing her from Jane.. I am not going to lie. I would find her attractive at 19. No doubt. Probably more to do with the eyes than anything. Same with Spears.. and I got my crazy celebrity incorrect. |
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Originally Posted by: Zero2Cool Snooki? WTF is that? Who is that? Advice: Live your life in blissful, blissful ignorance. |
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Originally Posted by: Porforis Advice: Live your life in blissful, blissful ignorance. I know of Jessica Simpson and before I seen her on Newlyweds I would have bent her over sideways or anyway she allowed. But after hearing the things she said, it was a big turn off to me. She claims she's not stupid and it's just an act because "guys think its hot", but I call bullshit. I think guys prefer to be the "dumb" one in a relationship, not the other way around. |
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Originally Posted by: Pack93z Since I probably already have turned my name to mud today.... if my wife is reading anyway.
I would agree a Simpson of today.. however a Simpson at 19.. I would not concur.
And I am not saying you are wrong.. I am just saying that if I met Jessica in person, without knowing her from Jane.. I am not going to lie. I would find her attractive at 19. No doubt. Probably more to do with the eyes than anything.
Same with Spears.. and I got my crazy celebrity incorrect.
Spears I can understand. Simpson, I can't. Spears (before she went crazy) had a weird attractiveness to her. At the very least, she had a sexy voice. Simpson, even in her peak (which I assume is when she was 19), just seemed like a ghetto version of Britney Spears. Sorry, amigo. That's just how I see it. In no way am I trying to offend you. We just have differing tastes I guess. |
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Originally Posted by: Zero2Cool I know of Jessica Simpson and before I seen her on Newlyweds I would have bent her over sideways or anyway she allowed. But after hearing the things she said, it was a big turn off to me. She claims she's not stupid and it's just an act because "guys think its hot", but I call bullshit. I think guys prefer to be the "dumb" one in a relationship, not the other way around. OK, so you and Pack93z both find her attractive. That's the part I don't get. I provided a quick list of celebrities off the top of my head who are WAY more attractive. I seriously don't understand why she's considered physically attractive. I think physically, she's quite bland. As for the playing dumb part, yeah, that's 3 strikes. But even before the playing dumb, never found her remotely physically attractive. |
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I am not saying she is the most attractive female in Hollywood.. I am just saying around this timeframe.. yes, I would have found that attractive. Now... Paris Hilton.. I do not find attractive whatsoever.  |
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Originally Posted by: zombieslayer OK, so you and Pack93z both find her attractive. That's the part I don't get.
I provided a quick list of celebrities off the top of my head who are WAY more attractive. I seriously don't understand why she's considered physically attractive. I think physically, she's quite bland.
As for the playing dumb part, yeah, that's 3 strikes. But even before the playing dumb, never found her remotely physically attractive. I think we've said 'found', not currently find her attractive. Shawn can speak on that himself, but I lost interest after an episode or two of Newlweds. When on Mute, she was attractive again. And she also looked very good in Dukes of Hazard. I haven't seen her since, that I'm aware of. The girl I've liked from Hollywood is someone no one would agree with. Reese Witherspoon when she has that southern draw (NOT the Legally Blonde garbage). I'm talking Walk The Line or Sweet Home Alabama. |
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I'd definitely take Ms. Witherspoon over Ms. Simpson. I think Ms. Witherspoon physically is OK, but she has charm which is a bonus.
Even in that pic, Pack93z, she's got fake blonde hair, heavily made-up, a fake tan, fake lips, etc. In California, girls like that "try too hard." Kind of like the equivalent of a balding guy in his 40s with a beer gut and a Porsche hitting anything that moves. Not attractive.
The thing is, we see these types on a daily basis. Maybe it's just we got bored with them and you don't have these types out there? |
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