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Originally Posted by: "  You guys and gals know me by now.......I'll do just about anything to try to get a laugh. My wife doesn't care too much for my sense of humor though.........right after we got married, we were taking a walk down the street. It was a Saturday, and I heard a wedding party driving by with their horns beeping.......I stopped, put my hand over my heart, and faked a few tears. She asked "What are you doing???" I said "Another good man bites the dust!"..................she wasn't amused.
I also liked to introduce her as "This is my first wife"............she got mad. I said "Well you ARE, arn't you???" She still wasn't amused. I once asked my Dad when he was intentionally irritating Mom why he would want to poke a sleeping bear with a stick. In the end you are going to get hurt and wonder what happened. He said that he liked it. You are pretty close Cheesey. |
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Originally Posted by: " Originally Posted by: " You guys and gals know me by now.......I'll do just about anything to try to get a laugh. My wife doesn't care too much for my sense of humor though.........right after we got married, we were taking a walk down the street. It was a Saturday, and I heard a wedding party driving by with their horns beeping.......I stopped, put my hand over my heart, and faked a few tears. She asked "What are you doing???" I said "Another good man bites the dust!"..................she wasn't amused.
I also liked to introduce her as "This is my first wife"............she got mad. I said "Well you ARE, arn't you???" She still wasn't amused. I once asked my Dad when he was intentionally irritating Mom why he would want to poke a sleeping bear with a stick. In the end you are going to get hurt and wonder what happened. He said that he liked it. You are pretty close Cheesey. LOL! I usually end up with the stick shoved up my.........you know. |
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Originally Posted by: " Originally Posted by: " Originally Posted by: " You guys and gals know me by now.......I'll do just about anything to try to get a laugh. My wife doesn't care too much for my sense of humor though.........right after we got married, we were taking a walk down the street. It was a Saturday, and I heard a wedding party driving by with their horns beeping.......I stopped, put my hand over my heart, and faked a few tears. She asked "What are you doing???" I said "Another good man bites the dust!"..................she wasn't amused.
I also liked to introduce her as "This is my first wife"............she got mad. I said "Well you ARE, arn't you???" She still wasn't amused. And yet you keep coing back. You must like the stick... I once asked my Dad when he was intentionally irritating Mom why he would want to poke a sleeping bear with a stick. In the end you are going to get hurt and wonder what happened. He said that he liked it. You are pretty close Cheesey. LOL! I usually end up with the stick shoved up my.........you know. And yet you keep coming back. You must like the stick... |
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Well....i figure I'm gonna get in trouble either way. I always seem to find humor in the wierdest things........so if i'm gonna get the stick anyway, might as well get a LAUGH out of it first! |
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Originally Posted by: " You guys and gals know me by now.......I'll do just about anything to try to get a laugh. My wife doesn't care too much for my sense of humor though.........right after we got married, we were taking a walk down the street. It was a Saturday, and I heard a wedding party driving by with their horns beeping.......I stopped, put my hand over my heart, and faked a few tears. She asked "What are you doing???" I said "Another good man bites the dust!"..................she wasn't amused.
I also liked to introduce her as "This is my first wife"............she got mad. I said "Well you ARE, arn't you???" She still wasn't amused. lol I'm notorious for getting the eye roll and the head shake from my wife with my sense of humor, so I know where you are coming from, Sir Cheesmeister. I'd give a few examples, but, honestly, I can't think of any right now. The joys of having a short term memory. lol |
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Originally Posted by: " Originally Posted by: " You guys and gals know me by now.......I'll do just about anything to try to get a laugh. My wife doesn't care too much for my sense of humor though.........right after we got married, we were taking a walk down the street. It was a Saturday, and I heard a wedding party driving by with their horns beeping.......I stopped, put my hand over my heart, and faked a few tears. She asked "What are you doing???" I said "Another good man bites the dust!"..................she wasn't amused.
I also liked to introduce her as "This is my first wife"............she got mad. I said "Well you ARE, arn't you???" She still wasn't amused. lol I'm notorious for getting the eye roll and the head shake from my wife with my sense of humor, so I know where you are coming from, Sir Cheesmeister. I'd give a few examples, but, honestly, I can't think of any right now. The joys of having a short term memory. lol Well then.....just ask your wife! I'm SURE she hasn't forgotten ANY of the things you said!!!LOL! :thumbleft: |
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Originally Posted by: " Originally Posted by: " Originally Posted by: " You guys and gals know me by now.......I'll do just about anything to try to get a laugh. My wife doesn't care too much for my sense of humor though.........right after we got married, we were taking a walk down the street. It was a Saturday, and I heard a wedding party driving by with their horns beeping.......I stopped, put my hand over my heart, and faked a few tears. She asked "What are you doing???" I said "Another good man bites the dust!"..................she wasn't amused.
I also liked to introduce her as "This is my first wife"............she got mad. I said "Well you ARE, arn't you???" She still wasn't amused. lol I'm notorious for getting the eye roll and the head shake from my wife with my sense of humor, so I know where you are coming from, Sir Cheesmeister. I'd give a few examples, but, honestly, I can't think of any right now. The joys of having a short term memory. lol Well then.....just ask your wife! I'm SURE she hasn't forgotten ANY of the things you said!!!LOL! :thumbleft: Someone should do a scientific study of that differential. Why is it that wives are so able to drag up crap from like a bazillion years ago at the exact moment that it will do her the most good in the argument department. I spend half my life trying to remember shit she has already dragged up and fail in that regard also. I don't know if my personal tendency to keep my big yap shut has been learned, trained, or indicative of some semblance of ...dare I say it?...wisdom? Perhaps that's what wisdom is, at least for us married men. :thumbleft: |
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My wife will pull out jewelry that i have bought her over the years and ask "Do you remember when you bought me this?" Now........we have been married for 27 years, and were engaged for nearly 4 years. I have bought her jewelry SO many times, i couldn't count them all. I have good taste for the stuff, and i don't just buy for special occasions, i do alot of it "just because". If i see something i know she will like, and i have the money, i'll get it for her. I just can't remember what/when all the stuff I got for her. I tried answering ONE time, and of course was wrong. She gets mad at me and says "Don't you remember ANYTHING about our past???" So now I just answer, "No".......and of course i get the same angry response.
I understand the stuff means alot to her, but since i didn't keep a log of what/when i bought it, i just end up in trouble.
I know she's not really mad at me..........and I'm glad she appreciates the things i get her.
It just frustrates the heck outta me sometimes! LOL! |
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Cheesey it is not many men that can get in trouble for buying jewlery. Well done. |
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Originally Posted by: " Originally Posted by: " Originally Posted by: " Originally Posted by: " You guys and gals know me by now.......I'll do just about anything to try to get a laugh. My wife doesn't care too much for my sense of humor though.........right after we got married, we were taking a walk down the street. It was a Saturday, and I heard a wedding party driving by with their horns beeping.......I stopped, put my hand over my heart, and faked a few tears. She asked "What are you doing???" I said "Another good man bites the dust!"..................she wasn't amused.
I also liked to introduce her as "This is my first wife"............she got mad. I said "Well you ARE, arn't you???" She still wasn't amused. lol I'm notorious for getting the eye roll and the head shake from my wife with my sense of humor, so I know where you are coming from, Sir Cheesmeister. I'd give a few examples, but, honestly, I can't think of any right now. The joys of having a short term memory. lol Well then.....just ask your wife! I'm SURE she hasn't forgotten ANY of the things you said!!!LOL! :thumbleft: Someone should do a scientific study of that differential. Why is it that wives are so able to drag up crap from like a bazillion years ago at the exact moment that it will do her the most good in the argument department. I spend half my life trying to remember shit she has already dragged up and fail in that regard also. I don't know if my personal tendency to keep my big yap shut has been learned, trained, or indicative of some semblance of ...dare I say it?...wisdom? Perhaps that's what wisdom is, at least for us married men. :thumbleft: For me, if I bring stuff that we talked about that happened many moons ago its because it was never solved in the first place. Ed always says that was then, this is now, but things do fester over time if they are not talked about and solved. |
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Originally Posted by: " Originally Posted by: " Originally Posted by: " Originally Posted by: " Originally Posted by: " You guys and gals know me by now.......I'll do just about anything to try to get a laugh. My wife doesn't care too much for my sense of humor though.........right after we got married, we were taking a walk down the street. It was a Saturday, and I heard a wedding party driving by with their horns beeping.......I stopped, put my hand over my heart, and faked a few tears. She asked "What are you doing???" I said "Another good man bites the dust!"..................she wasn't amused.
I also liked to introduce her as "This is my first wife"............she got mad. I said "Well you ARE, arn't you???" She still wasn't amused. lol I'm notorious for getting the eye roll and the head shake from my wife with my sense of humor, so I know where you are coming from, Sir Cheesmeister. I'd give a few examples, but, honestly, I can't think of any right now. The joys of having a short term memory. lol Well then.....just ask your wife! I'm SURE she hasn't forgotten ANY of the things you said!!!LOL! :thumbleft: Someone should do a scientific study of that differential. Why is it that wives are so able to drag up crap from like a bazillion years ago at the exact moment that it will do her the most good in the argument department. I spend half my life trying to remember shit she has already dragged up and fail in that regard also. I don't know if my personal tendency to keep my big yap shut has been learned, trained, or indicative of some semblance of ...dare I say it?...wisdom? Perhaps that's what wisdom is, at least for us married men. :thumbleft: For me, if I bring stuff that we talked about that happened many moons ago its because it was never solved in the first place. Ed always says that was then, this is now, but things do fester over time if they are not talked about and solved. Not for men. :grin: |
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Originally Posted by: " Cheesey it is not many men that can get in trouble for buying jewlery. Well done. I know! I guess I'm "special"! (Now i sit and wait for the obvious comments...........)LOL! |
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My wife will bring up stuff that I don't have a clue about, remember, or even know if it actually happened or was said. So, I have come up with a sure fire thing that calms all situations before they even start.
Every 40 minutes or so I blurt out "I'm really sorry, honey." This confuses the hell out of her and she goes nuts trying to figure out what in the world I'm sorry for. Then she'll ask, "what did YOU do?" And I'll reply, "oh you know what!"
Then she'll say, "No, I don't know what?"
Me: "well, if you can't remember the forget it."
This drives her nuts, then she realizes she's just been hit with reverse physchology, and only women are suppossed to fight battles like that.
I get a slap upside the head and about 40 minutes later....."Im sorry.." |
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