Black Tea Party Activists Called 'Traitors'· Page 4

Wade
Veteran Member

15 years ago

I was pissed when I read that article the other day. Half of americans have no income tax obligations, but Joe Single making 20 grand a year owes 4 grand between state and federal. Guess I'd better get married and have kids.

"Formo" wrote:

I'm married and got screwed this year. Not only get married, but have kids.. And alot of them. So your overpopulating the nation, who cares. At least you get some tax breaks... :roll:

"Porforis" wrote:

Er, aren't married people supposed to get screwed at least once a year?

Signed,
Single celibate guy

And do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, that you may prove what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of God.
Romans 12:2 (NKJV)

Formo
Veteran Member

15 years ago

#32

"Wade" wrote:

I'm married and got screwed this year. Not only get married, but have kids.. And alot of them. So your overpopulating the nation, who cares. At least you get some tax breaks... :roll:

"Formo" wrote:

Er, aren't married people supposed to get screwed at least once a year?

Signed,
Single celibate guy

"Porforis" wrote:

lol Yes, many times a year, actually. Mmmmmmmmm.. Multiple screws...

"Rockmolder" wrote:

I'm married and got screwed this year. Not only get married, but have kids.. And alot of them. So your overpopulating the nation, who cares. At least you get some tax breaks... :roll:

"Formo" wrote:

We should go China on these people.

"Porforis" wrote:

No habla communism. 🙂

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DakotaT
Select Member

15 years ago

#33

"Porforis" wrote:

Yeah, then you'd beg for the days when your only complaint was paying taxes. Stay single, have a lot of fun, turn thirty start losing a little hair and get a gut - find the best looking woman that'll have you and marry her. Then we can talk again.

zombieslayer
Registered

15 years ago

#34

I agree with Dakota. Get all the sins out of your system before you get married. Wait until you're in your 30s and your body is on the decline and you actually need a woman to take care of you. That's when you want to get married, ideally.

As for best looking, your eyesight will fade anyways. Find someone with a nice body. You might lose your sight but you're not going to lose your touch.

Heh. I just noticed something. In other boards, no matter the subject, it always leads to Hitler and Nazis. Here, it used to always lead to Ted Thompson vs Favre. Now it always leads to sex. I like it. :thumbright:

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Wade
Veteran Member

15 years ago

#35

Get married when you find someone. I don't care if it's 18 or 38.

Otherwise you'll wake up someday, you'll be over 50 and that boring geezer wearing golf pants and reduced to flirting with waitresses.

And do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, that you may prove what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of God.
Romans 12:2 (NKJV)

DakotaT
Select Member

15 years ago

#36

"Wade" wrote:

Yeah but the strippers like you old guys with money better. You have money because you never got married.

Porforis
Veteran Member

15 years ago

#37

"zombieslayer" wrote:

You KNOW that Hitler would have sex with Favre. The question is, would it be hot?

No. It would be like lemon party, especially if you brought Ted Thompson in.

zombieslayer
Registered

15 years ago

#38

Hitler would be wearing leather, Favre chaps, and Chilly would have to make the beer runs. Chi Chi LaRue would have initially been asked to film it but he declined as it would not be hot, and they'd settle for Ted Thompson directing. Bad all around.

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Nonstopdrivel
Preferred Member Topic Starter

15 years ago

#39

So where would Pol Pot, Che Guevara and Josef Stalin fit into this picture?

Formo
Veteran Member

15 years ago

#40

So where would Pol Pot, Che Guevara and Josef Stalin fit into this picture?

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:

Che is tonguing my asshole at the moment, no need for him in this plot.

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