Zero2Cool
11 years ago
One of the girls at work emailed this to me...

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I
get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off
this building.'

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get
burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'
The blonde opened his lunch and said, 'Bologna again! If I get a bologna
sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too..'

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage,
and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as
well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how
really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to
him again!'

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'

(Oh this is GOOD!!)
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,
'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.'
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zombieslayer
11 years ago
WTH?

This is supposed to be a Polish joke. So, did the Polish get offended and start a campaign to change Polish jokes to blonde jokes?
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gbguy20
11 years ago

WTH?

This is supposed to be a Polish joke. So, did the Polish get offended and start a campaign to change Polish jokes to blonde jokes?

Originally Posted by: zombieslayer 



I was wondering why it was 2 nationalities and then a hair color

it all makes sense now
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11 years ago
yeah I remember it well. But there it is.
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11 years ago
here is a blond guy joke-

A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says,"Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.

Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closetfloor.

You rotten bastard, "says the husband,"my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!!!


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11 years ago
Blond guy joke- Cheesey[grin1]
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Cheesey
11 years ago

WTH?

This is supposed to be a Polish joke. So, did the Polish get offended and start a campaign to change Polish jokes to blonde jokes?

Originally Posted by: zombieslayer 



I'm blonde AND Polish......double whammy![grin1]

When i was in college, i had a professor that had just gone through a bad divorce. He was picking on all the blonde girls in class (and there were quite a few, i might add) when i suddenly stood up, look meanly at him, and said "That's not true sir! Not all blondes are stupid! (several second pause) Just the FEMALE ones!!!"
With that, i got smacked in the back of the head by the blonde girl behind me![grin1]
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11 years ago
I like this one better.


The Football Game

A blonde guy goes to a football game and finds his place in the bleachers. After a while, someone far behind him yells, "Hey, George."

The blonde gets up and scans the crowd behind him. Not seeing anyone he recognizes, he sits down.

Some time later, someone yells again, "Hey, George."

The blonde gets up again and looks around. Seeing no one he knows, he sits down.

A third time someone yells, "Hey, George."

Finally, the blonde gets up, turns around and yells back, "Knock it off! My name's not George."


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11 years ago
Cheesey was really dumb. In school, he sat next to a really smart student and the teacher knew he was cheating on tests, but she could never prove it, until one day. As she corrected the tests, the teacher saw that the really smart kid had answered a question, "I don't know." The dumb blonde had answered that question. "I don't either."
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Cheesey
11 years ago

Cheesey was really dumb. In school, he sat next to a really smart student and the teacher knew he was cheating on tests, but she could never prove it, until one day. As she corrected the tests, the teacher saw that the really smart kid had answered a question, "I don't know." The dumb blonde had answered that question. "I don't either."

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Come on Wayne.....you weren't THAT smart obviously.......you didn't know the correct answer either![grin1]
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