RaiderPride
15 years ago
Dear friends,

I have never written to you guys regarding personal affairs but now I really need your advice. I feel as though I am going to die, and my gut is in termoil.

I have suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. The usual signs: 1. phone rings but if I answer the caller hangs up, and 2. she has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask with whom she always says just some friends from work, you don't know them.

Ive tried to stay awake and look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, Ive never broached the subject with her and deep down maybe Im just afraid of the truth. Regardless, when she went out last night I decided enough is enough, so I decided to check on her.

Around midnight, I hid at the window of my reck room so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from her night out with the girls.

When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse. Then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind the curtin, that I burst into tears.

You see. I noticed a hairline crack where the glass meets the frame, in my framed and signed Donald Driver Game worn jersey.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the sports store where I bought it?

Please Advise,

R.P.
""People Will Probably Never Remember What You Said, And May Never Remember What You Did. However, People Will Always Remember How You Made Them Feel."
go.pack.go.
15 years ago
Wow, did you talk to her about it?
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Pack93z
15 years ago
Next time buy tempered glass with UV coating.. shall not crack again my friend.
"The oranges are dry; the apples are mealy; and the papayas... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!"
dingus
15 years ago
The glass should be pretty easy to replace, but you should move it away from the window lest it get damaged by rain.
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Mazloum
15 years ago
You show signs of being an excellent writer, and I am allowed to laugh freely, as you sucked me into the post, had me truly thinking of writing something to help you, then slammed me with the DD picture punch line.

I know its a joke, but you had me so deeply into the "there must be something I can say to help this poor guy" mentality, that my mind was unprepared for the 360.

You win this round, and thanks because I actually needed somethin like that today!
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Rockmolder
15 years ago
You should spent less money on your wife and more on your Packers accesories.
warhawk
15 years ago
Follow her and take the frame, intact, with you. When the "other guy" is in range bust the frame over his freaking head.

The glass has to go anyways so put it to good use.

Cracked glass: worthless
Boy #2: Worthless
RP planting said frame over worthless boys head: priceless

PS: RP, I can't wait for football season either.
"The train is leaving the station."
IronMan
15 years ago

Follow her and take the frame, intact, with you. When the "other guy" is in range bust the frame over his freaking head.

The glass has to go anyways so put it to good use.

Cracked glass: worthless
Boy #2: Worthless
RP planting said frame over worthless boys head: priceless

PS: RP, I can't wait for football season either.

"warhawk" wrote:


Why not bash it over her head?

From Bronco Billy 

I love Clint Eastwood:

Antoinette Lilly: Have you ever been married?
Bronco Billy McCoy: Sure. A long time ago.
Antoinette Lilly: Did you love her?
Bronco Billy McCoy: With all my heart. Sometimes that just isn't enough.
Antoinette Lilly: What happened?
Bronco Billy McCoy: I caught her in bed with my best friend.
Antoinette Lilly: What did you do to him?
Bronco Billy McCoy: I shot her.
Antoinette Lilly: What! What about him?
Bronco Billy McCoy: He was my best friend!
RaiderPride
15 years ago

I know its a joke, but you had me so deeply into the "there must be something I can say to help this poor guy" mentality, that my mind was unprepared for the 360.

You win this round, and thanks because I actually needed somethin like that today!

"Mazloum" wrote:



It is an old joke. I just changed it.

I actually meant to post this in General Discussion, but I screwed up. However, glad you got it here as you needed something like that today.

It Is The Off Season.
""People Will Probably Never Remember What You Said, And May Never Remember What You Did. However, People Will Always Remember How You Made Them Feel."
bozz_2006
15 years ago
I swear RP, you had me bigtime. But, at the same time, I was thinking, "He posted this in the wrong forum." lol!
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