porky88
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14 years ago
I previewed the NFL for a site I write for and came up with this rundown. Yes, it's all possible because I picked every single game on the schedule so I didn't pull random records out of my you know what. Thought I'd share my results with you guys....

AFC East
1. New England (13-3)
2. Miami (8-8)
3. N.Y. Jets (5-11)
4. Buffalo (5-11)

AFC North
1. Pittsburgh (12-4)
2. Baltimore (10-6)
3. Cincinnati (7-9)
4. Cleveland (5-11)

AFC West
1. San Diego (10-6)
2. Kansas City (7-9)
3. Denver (4-12)
4. Oakland (3-13)

AFC South
1. Indianapolis (11-5)
2. Houston (9-7)
3. Tennessee (9-7)
4. Jacksonville (7-9)

NFC East
1. N.Y. Giants (12-4)
2. Philadelphia (10-6)
3. Dallas (8-8)
4. Washington (8-8)

NFC North
1. Green Bay (10-6)
2. Minnesota (9-7)
3. Chicago (9-7)
4. Detroit (3-13)

NFC West
1. Seattle (9-7)
2. Arizona (8-8)
3. San Francisco (6-10)
4. St. Louis Rams (5-11)

NFC South
1. Atlanta (11-5)
2. New Orleans (10-6)
3. Carolina (7-9)
4. Tampa Bay (4-12)

Playoffs


Wildcard
No. 3 Indianapolis over No. 6 Houston
No. 5 Baltimore over No. 4 San Diego

No. 3 Green Bay over No. 6 New Orleans
No. 5 Philadelphia over No. 4 Seattle

Divisional
No. 1 New England over No. 5 Baltimore
No. 2 Pittsburgh over No. 3 Indianapolis

No. 1 N.Y. Giants over No. 5 Philadelphia
No. 2 Atlanta over No. 3 Green Bay

AFC Championship
No. 1 New England over No. 2 Pittsburgh

NFC Championship
No. 2 Atlanta over No. 1 N.Y. Giants

Super Bowl
New England over Atlanta
Yerko
14 years ago
Nice predictions Porky...you have inspired me to do the same. I have the Jets with an even season.
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Rockmolder
14 years ago
Very nice job, Porky. Going to give this a shot tomorrow as well.
Yerko
14 years ago
Porky...just out of curiousity, I am looking at Pittsburghs schedule right now. You have them at (12-4). Do you have them losing to the Pack?
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porky88
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14 years ago

Porky...just out of curiousity, I am looking at Pittsburghs schedule right now. You have them at (12-4). Do you have them losing to the Pack?

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I have them losing to Chicago, Baltimore, Miami, and believe it or not but I think Kansas City could get them late in the year.

I tried to pick one or two games on a schedule that I believe teams should win, but don't and vice versa.

Like I have the Packers losing at St. Louis. Packers should win, but I could see that as one of those "are you kidding" type of games.

I was also and wrote about it in the preview that I'm not very confident in my Jets' pick because I think they've got a top ten defense. I'm not sold on a rookie QB playing up to a high level despite last season and their schedule is tough early on. They just kind of fell that way.
Nonstopdrivel
14 years ago

The 2009 all-haiku NFL preview 

NFC West

Were reports of Cards
in Super Bowl; hey, that real?
The AZ Cardinals.

Forecast finish: 12-4

Jim Mora back on
sideline; have cell, will travel.
Seattle Seahawks.

Forecast finish: 9-7

Crabtree behavior
gives crying babies bad name.
The Forty-Niners.

Forecast finish: 6-11

Fans chant, "Move back to
L.A.! Move back to L.A.!"
The St. Louis Rams.

Forecast finish: 5-11

AFC West

Why not always wear
the powder blues? Huh? Why not?
San Diego Bolts.

Forecast finish: 10-6

Callow coach gives hope
to frat brothers everywhere.
The Denver Broncos.

Forecast finish: 7-9

This team still exists.
Thought you may not have known that.
The Oakland Raiders.

Forecast finish: 5-11

Soon -- official branch
office of the Patriots?
Kansas City Chiefs.

Forecast finish: 4-12

NFC South

This year's track-meet team.
First one to 50 points wins.
The New Orleans Saints.

Forecast finish: 11-5

Lost Vick, got better.
Food for thought, Philly Eagles.
Atlanta Falcons.

Forecast finish: 10-6

Taxpayers now pay
rights fee for B of A field.
Carolina Cats.

Forecast finish: 7-9

Been here six months? You're
fired! Least he did not walk plank.
City of Tampa.

Forecast finish: 4-12

AFC South

"Senior offensive
coordinator." League's first!
Indy Lucky Charms.

Forecast finish: 13-3

Fisher became coach
'ere ESPN.com.
Tennessee Titans.

Forecast finish: 11-5

Cheerleaders have more
flash than team: league's dullest squad.
The Houston Texans.

Forecast finish: 8-8

Where's my radio?
Can't watch this team on TV.
Jacksonville Jaguars.

Forecast finish: 5-11

AFC North

Six Super Bowl wins:
Now they have one for both thumbs.
The Pittsburgh Steelers.

Forecast finish: 12-4

"Awk! Now with offense!
Awk! And you can quoth me! Awk!"
Bal-a-mer Ravens.

Forecast finish: 11-5

Cleveland's new challenge:
Can team beat Bulkeley High?
Browns II: The Sequel.

Forecast finish: 6-10

Ochocinco's got
answer: become soccer team.
The Cincy Bengals.

Forecast finish: 4-12

NFC North

Second season of
rest of the franchise's life.
The Green Bay Packers.

Forecast finish: 10-6

Jay Cutler is now
gruntled; we'll see about fans.
The Chicago Bears.

Forecast finish: 8-8

"I love me some me."
What Brett Favre says to mirror.
Minnesota Vikes.

Forecast finish: 8-8

This club is sole team
that can say: things can't get worse.
The Detroit Lions.

Forecast finish: 2-14

AFC East

Brady's knee better
be fine. Backup plan is -- what?
The New England Pats.

Forecast finish: 12-4

Went worst-to-first. Will
now try other direction?
Miami Dolphins.

Forecast finish: 9-7

Sanchez already
has passed Namath for: ad deals.
The Jersey/B Jets.

Forecast finish: 7-9

Rebuilding for tenth
straight year. Are shovel-ready.
The Buffalo Bills.

Forecast finish: 3-13

NFC East

Michael Vick returns.
Birds' new cadence: "Down, set, woof!"
The Philly Eagles.

Forecast finish: 12-4

Eli, careful! Don't
put playbook in your waistband.
Jersey/A Giants.

Forecast finish: 11-5

Capital's team is
based on deficit spending.
Washington Redskins.

Forecast finish: 8-8

Jerry Jones' head
so big it might hit scoreboard.
The Dallas Cowboys.

Forecast finish: 6-10



Real Football Here At Last: During the preseason, TMQ uses "vanilla" jokes designed to confuse scouts from other sports columns. Next week, the games are for real, and so is Tuesday Morning Quarterback -- I'll come at readers from all directions with no-huddle vertical prose and unorthodox grammatical structures.


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Dulak
14 years ago
I just got one thing to say
GB to the bowl baby!

-if GB can get their run stoppage working- we are there IMO.
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