Provide two lies and a fact about yourself...

Porforis
Veteran Member

14 years ago

Think it's a rather simple, fun activity to both practice your lying skills and to get to know some other members a bit better. :)

Proper procedure:
1. Look at the latest post in which someone has posted two lies and a fact. Guess which is the fact. This is a message board, there will no doubt be conversations going back as people either acknowledge a correct or incorrect guess, etc.

2. Post two lies and a fact about yourself. Keep it not-so obvious, try to keep it interesting.

GOOD: "I was hit by a car when I was 12. I flunked out of high school, went back later and got my GED, now I have my masters. I own a pet porcupine."
BAD: "I'm a Packers fan. My penis is 20 feet long and I suffer no ill effects. I live in a giant bucket."

Obviously, I will start it off.

I weigh 40 pounds less than I did when I was 14. I know dfosterf in real life. I belong to the Church of Scientology.

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The_Green_Ninja
Senior Member

14 years ago

I weigh 40 pounds less than I did when I was 14. I know dfosterf in real life. I belong to the Church of Scientology.

"DKF295" wrote:

I think the 2nd is real.

I am a professional vocalist. I lost 120 pounds. I have 2 Jewish brothers.

Grabacr
Member

14 years ago

I am a professional vocalist. I lost 120 pounds. I have 2 Jewish brothers.

"The_Green_Ninja" wrote:

i think the second is fact

as for me

Im bald at 21. My mum works in a adult toy store. And i crashed my car into my parents car while intoxicated

dfosterf
Veteran Member

14 years ago

I am a professional vocalist. I lost 120 pounds. I have 2 Jewish brothers.

"Grabacr" wrote:

i think the second is fact

as for me

Im bald at 21. My mum works in a adult toy store. And i crashed my car into my parents car while intoxicated

"The_Green_Ninja" wrote:

That sounds like youthful exuberance to me, so I'm going with that.

My collection of women's jewelry is worth more than my house.

I made 20 guys run 100 miles nonstop while wearing t-shirts with a cartoon picture of a big fat pink pig in jogging shoes emblazoned upon it, because I felt that they weighed too much.

I was once arrested for peeing in public. My sentence for the offense was for the police officers that arrested me to install restroom facilities where I had urinated.

(And shoutout to Nonstop--I know you know which one of these is the pure truth, so see if you can guess why the other two are not)

Nonstopdrivel
Preferred Member

14 years ago

Well, I know for a fact that the last one is true, so I'm going to cheat and answer here.

As for things you never knew about me:

I lost 30 lbs in less than 4 months this summer, which subsequently lead to me trying out for the UW-L cheer and stunt squad . . . and making it.

I performed a medical examination on Saddam Hussein in Bucca Theater Internment Facility on my second tour to Iraq.

I managed to lose two businesses, a house, and a car in the space of less than a year . . . and somehow stay married.

dfosterf
Veteran Member

14 years ago

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:

Damn! Just as I put that last piece in to non--he posted---I'll go to work on yours... You gotta re-read mine.

Re-edit--- I know which one of those is definitely true--I wish we could get others to play.

gijoe82
Registered

14 years ago

I love to wear purple underwear.

I still wear a number 4 jersey on sundays

I went to school with Aaron Rodgers at Butte college.

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ohiopackerfan
Registered

14 years ago

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:

Since we have no answer, I'm going to say you performed an exam on Saddam Hussein. Either that or you are extremely creative.

I turned down a D1 scholarship offer, because I figured I had a better shot getting seen playing tackle in D2 in the OVC than protecting Tim Couch's blind side at Kentucky.

I worked concert security in the nineties and turned down a job offer to tour with my favorite band, Blues Traveler, because I was in college. I still flunked out that year.

I was visiting a cousin in Miami about 7 years ago and convinced her drunk boyfriend that her roommate's hamper in the closet was really a toilet. I'll never forget the stink of that night; or her boyfriend's name: Najeh Davenport.

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Cheesey
Preferred Member

14 years ago

"ohiopackerfan" wrote:

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:

I'd say band security is the true one.

Cheesey
Preferred Member

14 years ago

#10

Ahman Green gave me his gloves after practice one day.

I have a piece of one of Brett Favre's Packer helmets.

While trying to get an autograph from Donald Driver after Packer practice, I wasn't paying attention and one of the rookies ran into me while riding a kid's bike back to Lambeau Field.

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