He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?


He said to me ... . .......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart


He said to me.. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!


He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don't have time.



He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened.




He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.



He said....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. . . A widow.



He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him ... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

I once was thoughtful enough to put the next roll of TP on top of the roll on the dispenser, because there were only a few turns left. I got accused of being lazy and not switching it out.

And this is why my apathy grows geometrically with time.

"MassPackersFan" wrote:

My wife puts the roll on backwards, so now she just puts it on top and waits for me to load it up. It's really my only responsibility.

"Tezzy" wrote:

"Tezzy" wrote: