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13 years ago
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13 years ago
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13 years ago
Woman charged with wrestling husband's testicles 

A furious Windhoek woman who wrestled her husbands testicles in a bid to wring them off appeared in the Katutura Magistrate Court on charges of assault with intent to cause bodily harm. Emilie Gomes appeared before Magistrate G.B Von Pletzen Monday this week and was granted N$500 bail with orders to return to the court on 16 September 2010.
She was also barred from making any contact with her husband, Johannes Gomes, until she makes her second court appearance.
Emilie however apologised for hurting her husbands tools saying that it was not her habit but Johannes told the court that Emilie was an abusive wife who also would conspire with their children to cause him harm.
He, however, did not give details as to why Emilie violently sought to get rid of his testicles.
Although he said he was happy with the protection order granted against his wife, Johannes does not know how he would look after his baby.
What do I do now when I want to deliver milk to her (wife) for my young baby. Can I do it through an intermediary? he asked.

Wade
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13 years ago
How do you "wrestle" a testicle?
And do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, that you may prove what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of God.
Romans 12:2 (NKJV)
dfosterf
13 years ago
I'm not exactly sure, but I am pretty confident that if I were the husband in question I'd be gettin' me an intermediary...

Testicles and wrestling just seem like a bad combo on paper.
13 years ago
man. baby carrots with ranch dressing? so good.

I agree with Twinkiegorilla.

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Cheesey
13 years ago

How do you "wrestle" a testicle?

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It's easy. First, you dress it with a little pair of black tights, then decide how many "falls" there will be, figure out if the testicles are gonna be the "bad guy" or "good guy", get Vince McHahon to back it on "pay per view", think of a cute name.....like "Tony Testicles" or something, then away you go!!!
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Cheesey
13 years ago
How about this for the "headlines" for the wrestling match?

"You are NUTS if you miss this match!"
"The BALLS in your court!"
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13 years ago
http://a.imageshack.us/img844/4334/1281919365307.jpg 

You'll just have to click the link, as it's too big and I'm afraid that Z2C will shout at me.
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