Yes. You've got me. I think I'm smarter than EVERYONE! My plan is to take over the world and become supreme overlord. You caught me. I couldn't get it past you. Damn. My plan is ruined!!

I didn't know the President of the United States was a member here!

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:profileright: :profileright: :profileright:


Well, dumb as a rock, or as smart as a book, I guess we just can't win!! lol.

:thumbleft: :thumbleft: :thumbleft:


EDIT: So what I apparently think I am is China!! :microwave:

Dodd - If you take over the world, I have one thing to ask of you. Make me Minister of Reproduction. I don't want power. I just want to be able to decide who can breed and who can't. I'd make the world a much better place that way.

OK? Thanks dude. :cyclopsani:

As for Spitz, I like him. He can play 3 positions and he's decent at all 3. Not elite or anything, but decent at all 3. Injuries happen and it's always nice to see a guy who can fill roles and not lose a step.

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Fine with me. You can make the breeding decision. I get to decide who gets to audition. 🙂

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Hey, hey, hey, guys, wait a minute. I am the SUPREME OVERLORD of this world and I will make these decisions. My superior intellect gives me this power.

Zombie, since you asked nicely, you are granted the title of "Minister of Reproduction." Your first priority will be to supply me with bountiful and fertile tail to spread my superior seed to each corner of the world. After I'm taken care of you may attend to yourself. Next, you will make decisions for the rest of the masses.

Wade, you may not decide who auditions. You overstepped your boundaries naming titles for yourself. I rule with an iron fist. For your blatant lack of respect for your overlord, I hereby assign you the title of Director of Philosophy, Liberal Arts, and all things hippie. You will be my right hand man and are expected to boast an aura of arrogance at all times and only be interested in having long philosophical and ultimately meaningless logical debates. This should not be difficult for you. Do not let yourself be beat, or you will be demoted. After a period of loyal service, I will consider a promotion . . . maybe.

Also, both of you must never forget that you are subordinates to the one true Overlord . . . . DoddPower.

Best of luck.

:thumbright: :thumbright: :thumbright: :thumbright: :whipitgood: :whipitgood:

I assign jobs well my friend. 😉 ;-)

:wickedfart: :wickedfart:

Oh yeah? How will I be spending my days under the dodd regime?

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Ahhh, this shall prove to be my toughest challenge yet.

I will make you, Superintendent of Purple Relations. Your top priorities will be to piss Vikings fans off as much much as you can at all times, regardless of circumstance. You will take no prisoners. You don't always need facts. All you need is a hatred for the Vikings and a love for pissing their followers off.

Can you handle such a task or should I assign you to Romo watch??

I'm up to the challenge. Business as usual.

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