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I was gonna be more direct with my response, but Rourke's will do as well.

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You guys.

Why spend it alone? If you got the money, here ya go:

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I'm supposed to drown kittens in a big bucket of gear lubrication?

That's not cool, dude.

lololol + for u.

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It's Valentine's Day today, and there's no reason why any of you guys should be spending the night alone unless you genuinely want to.

So I'm going to make you a deal.

I've made this offer to dozens of guys over the years, but no one has ever taken me up on it. So in honor of Saint Valentine and all he represents, I'm going to sweeten the deal a bit.

Here are my terms.

You agree that between now and, say, 8:00 p.m. your time, you will approach 20 women. Now these must be women you find genuinely attractive, so they should be women that make you feel pretty nervous to talk to. You will make the same proposal to every one of them. It must be simple and, most importantly, direct. In other words, it must state both attraction and intention.

May I suggest walking up to her and saying something like:

You: Excuse me . . . [wait for her to actually pay attention to you, which can take a few seconds!] I just want to tell you that I find you very attractive . . . and I want to take you on a date tonight. What's your name?

Chances are most of them will be flabbergasted and won't know what to say at first -- so they'll laugh in an attempt to break the tension -- but persevere anyway. I guarantee you that at least one of them will be single and will be flattered by the offer.

If you can provide video or audio evidence that you approached 20 attractive women today and not a single one of them accepted your offer of a date (it won't happen, but if it does), I will send you [strike]$20[/strike] $100 in cold, hard cash. That's how confident I am that this works.

All you have to do is agree to post the evidence on a members-only forum that I run.

Now obviously, if you are successful in your quest for a date, you get nothing. If you only proposition 19 women, you get nothing. If you proposition 25 women and nothing pans out, you still only get the $100. I'm not promising you sex or even a makeout session -- you're on your own for that -- I'm just promising you'll get a date with a woman you find genuinely attractive.

As I said, no one has ever taken me up on this challenge, but I know it works because I've never had to proposition remotely close to 20 women to get a date, not even when I was a sickeningly skinny guy who barely weighed 140 lbs.

Courage, not confidence, my brothers.

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my wife and I don't do anything for VD. Never have. Life is good.

BUT, while over at my Mother's yesterday i decided to send her yellow roses since Dad would have. I called the florist in Mom's town that I have used for years.
A doz yellow roses plus delivery charge and tax is over $90.00. I was stunned. I saw a commercial last week for roses that were $20-30. Next year I will grow the damn roses myself.

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Nonstop, I can see a guy rounding up 20 of his friends and their friends and setting you up. but then I am cynical.

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Please remember this-
There may be a jewelry store ad that claims every kiss begins with "K". In in reality plenty of them begin with Bud or Miller Lite.

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