Don't you just hate it when you see something and instantly realize that if you had thought of it, you'd be stinkin' filthy rich?
...And it's so simply obvious, to boot?
You walk up, and there's a canvas "L" shape entrance, to prevent folk from seeing inside. There is no door. You walk through the mini-maze, and there you have the most magnificent display of human ingenuity you have ever set eyes upon. Gentlemen (sorry ladies, you figure your own one out) I bring you the five hole pecker-pissing-only-porta-potty.
No lines, no delays, you gotta piss, you are pissin'...
No more pre-piss planning.
In my mind's eye, the guy that invented it (HAD to be a guy) got his inspiration while standing in the "traditional" Don's Jons line about five folk too far back waiting (interminably) for some friggin' broad to finish whatever the fuck they are doing in there.
I wanna give the son of a bitch that invented it the American freedom medal.
Used at the Penn State / Iowa game Saturday. I vaguely remember the game, but that portable pisser was memorably awe-inspiring [drunk]