Nonstopdrivel
15 years ago
It's an age-old scam: one woman poses as a hooker, the other makes off with the goods. If you get caught, you scream rape to extort a bundle of cash off the target. These women certainly aren't the first to try it, and Underwood isn't the first to fall prey to it. He's an easier mark because he's a relatively insignificant member of the team and therefore has more to lose. You don't tell the commander to take his mask off -- you make the private do it.

Of course, a smooth woman plays both roles: She makes sure you're falling asleep when she's through with you, then simply walks off with your wallet.
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tromadz
15 years ago

It's an age-old scam: one woman poses as a hooker, the other makes off with the goods. If you get caught, you scream rape to extort a bundle of cash off the target. These women certainly aren't the first to try it, and Underwood isn't the first to fall prey to it. He's an easier mark because he's a relatively insignificant member of the team and therefore has more to lose. You don't tell the commander to take his mask off -- you make the private do it.

Of course, a smooth woman plays both roles: She makes sure you're falling asleep when she's through with you, then simply walks off with your wallet.

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:



Speaking from experience, eh?
Nonstopdrivel
15 years ago
Plenty of experience, Dale. I'm married. 😉
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Zero2Cool
15 years ago

Plenty of experience, Dale. I'm married. ;)

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:



So is Tiger Woods. So is Brandon Underwood. And so on ...
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Nonstopdrivel
15 years ago
Sadly, I think you missed the joke . . .
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Zero2Cool
15 years ago

Sadly, I think you missed the joke . . .

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:



As expected, you missed the joke.
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nerdmann
15 years ago
Undie is lucky the ho's backed off their initial story. I think this explains why the other players were so pissed off. They came very close to being headlines themselves.
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tromadz
15 years ago
So now it's coming out she was a hooker (please excuse me for not following the story)?

lol.

This is one of the many reasons you wait for the smoke to clear before you cut someone.

I'm sure he's still a tool and a dumb young kid (like every other player under 23) but let's not get carried away.

It's just kind of sad these guys can't go ANYWHERE without something happening. Maybe they SHOULD just lock themselves indoors until they retire, and even then they're screwed cuz they don't have that income anymore.

Women are evil is the moral of this story.
isocleas2
15 years ago
They can go places. But a strip club at 2 in the morning while pulling prostitutes probably isn't one of them.

I'm over it. It sounds like it was basically just Underwood who got into some shananigans, and soliciting a hooker doesn't register high on my moral compass. If they were some 15 year old sex slaves it would be different but those hoes knew what they were doing.

The issue of infidelity is between him and his wife. Like others have said we don't know what their arrangement is. Besides that I usually view most athletes wives as gold-diggers anyhow. There's a reason an absurdly high percentage of them end up divorcing once the playing days (and paychecks) are over.
Dulak
15 years ago

It's an age-old scam: one woman poses as a hooker, the other makes off with the goods. If you get caught, you scream rape to extort a bundle of cash off the target. These women certainly aren't the first to try it, and Underwood isn't the first to fall prey to it. He's an easier mark because he's a relatively insignificant member of the team and therefore has more to lose. You don't tell the commander to take his mask off -- you make the private do it.

Of course, a smooth woman plays both roles: She makes sure you're falling asleep when she's through with you, then simply walks off with your wallet.

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:



ya now its sounding like exactly what happened - the women should go to jail if they made up the rape claim. Plain and simple ...
and ya maybe underwood needs to be punsihed in some way but IMO falsely accusing someone of rape is alot worse then paying for sex.
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