Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited
> about
> their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding,
> and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
>
> Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
>
> The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
>
> Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
>
> Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
>
> Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
>
> Pharmacist: "All kinds "
>
> Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
>
> Pharmacist: "Definitely."
>
> Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
>
> Pharmacist: "You bet!"
> Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
>
> Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
>
> Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
> Parkinson's disease?"
>
> Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
> Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
>
> Pharmacist: "We sure do."
>
> Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
>
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
>
> Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
>
> Pharmacist: "Sure."
>
> Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
>