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11 years ago
Originally Posted by: Pack93z 

One of the mysteries of life is how the boy who wasn’t considered good enough to marry the daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.



Another is how can a brown hen eat yellow corn and lay white eggs?

works for cows too.
A brown cow eats yellow corn and gives white milk.
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11 years ago
Originally Posted by: Pack93z 


Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. Either way, it’s quiet!



Since you augmented this one I won't complain that I posted it before. I certainly won't go look up when I posted it as it will cause great panic and hysteria amongst the weaker minded. [grin1]
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11 years ago
Originally Posted by: wpr 

Since you augmented this one I won't complain that I posted it before. I certainly won't go look up when I posted it as it will cause great panic and hysteria amongst the weaker minded. [grin1]



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DakotaT
11 years ago
Kindness is contagious, let's start an epidemic.

This was written on blackboard in my 9th grade English class. My classmates and I replaced Kindess and wrote Herpes. My 70 year old teacher cried. My 280 lb principal brought all of us boys to his office. He did not need a reason to find out who actually had chalk on his fingers.

This kind of thing makes for great reunion conversation. Good times.

BTW - I spent a lot of time in his office as a lad.
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11 years ago
Originally Posted by: DakotaT 

Kindness is contagious, let's start an epidemic.

This was written on blackboard in my 9th grade English class. My classmates and I replaced Kindess and wrote Herpes. My 70 year old teacher cried. My 280 lb principal brought all of us boys to his office. He did not need a reason to find out who actually had chalk on his fingers.

This kind of thing makes for great reunion conversation. Good times.

BTW - I spent a lot of time in his office as a lad.



LOL.. 5th grade.. a select few (three) of us got into a fight with another group in other grade.. got to write a couple hundred times on the blackboard.. don't remember the phrase but we plotted a revenge.

Next available recess.. we grabbed his little compact car and slid it sideways into the alley between the buildings on the snow. Boy was he pissed. We waved from the bus.. lol. I think we wrote on the chalkboard until our fingers bled.

Once I got to Middle school though.. I calmed down.. otherwise I might miss a sport as punishment.
"The oranges are dry; the apples are mealy; and the papayas... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!"
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11 years ago
Originally Posted by: DakotaT 

Kindness is contagious, let's start an epidemic.

This was written on blackboard in my 9th grade English class. My classmates and I replaced Kindess and wrote Herpes. My 70 year old teacher cried. My 280 lb principal brought all of us boys to his office. He did not need a reason to find out who actually had chalk on his fingers.

This kind of thing makes for great reunion conversation. Good times.

BTW - I spent a lot of time in his office as a lad.



This reminds me of a joke.

A boy walks into a whorehouse with a dead frog on a leash. He's carrying a big milk jar full of coins and plops the thing on the counter. He walks up to the Madame and says "I want a girl with the herpes."

She looks down at the jar of coins and estimates there's about $200 worth of coins. She looks at the boy and says "with that much money, you could get a girl without the herpes."

"No, I want a girl with the herpes."

"OK, I always try to please my customers. However, can I ask why you want a girl with the herpes?"

"Well, it goes like this. When I go home, I'll give the herpes to my babysitter. And my babysitter will give the herpes to my dad. Then my dad will give the herpes to my mom. Then my mom will give the herpes to the mailman. And he's the jerk who ran over my frog."
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11 years ago
Originally Posted by: DakotaT 

BTW - I spent a lot of time in his office as a lad.


So that's where your fondness for "Honey" derived from ...






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11 years ago
Originally Posted by: DakotaT 

Kindness is contagious, let's start an epidemic.

This was written on blackboard in my 9th grade English class. My classmates and I replaced Kindess and wrote Herpes. My 70 year old teacher cried. My 280 lb principal brought all of us boys to his office. He did not need a reason to find out who actually had chalk on his fingers.

This kind of thing makes for great reunion conversation. Good times.

BTW - I spent a lot of time in his office as a lad.




The 8th grade class jerk (not me) wrote something derogatory on the blackboard. It took pup the whole board. The principal had him erase it with his nose. Feisty little nun. She was so mad I was sure she was going to punch him right in the face. I guess her minor in child psychology didn't work that day.
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11 years ago
If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to… expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
"The oranges are dry; the apples are mealy; and the papayas... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!"
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11 years ago
Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."

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11 years ago
If you hold the mushroom, you'll end up with piss on your hand.
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11 years ago
A synonym is a word you use in place of one you can’t spell.
"The oranges are dry; the apples are mealy; and the papayas... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!"
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If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?

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11 years ago
A house divided against itself cannot stand.
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